[verse One]I'm Like Nine Minutes Away From Finishing My Nine Hour ShiftAnd Wishin I Was Gone Nine Hours AgoCause Nine Hours Wasted, Tossin Back Of This ChickenI Coulda Written Nine Verses Just In Time For The ShowSlacker Mindstate Livin On Time That's BorrowedMy Motto's I'll Stop Procrastinatin TomorrowI Took The Sorrow From The Windchimes, Left Happiness LonesomeAnd Strung Up Sarcasm To Make The Melody WholesomeFrom My Lungs To My Feet, I'm Breathin Everything I SpeakAnd Now They Chargin For Oxygen And The Bill's Due Next WeekI'll Be A Day Late And A Buck Short, Story Of My LifeI Wish My Pay Rate Was Much More, Duckin Swords In The Rat RaceI Didn't Apply For Runnin Towards Something That's FakeAnd Thinkin, Why For? They Shuttin Doors Right In My FaceAnd Sittin High Horse Is A Car And A Dope PlaceSomethin To Die For, This Is My War, So[chorus]Now I'm Schemin On Plots To Make My Pockets SwellSimple Livin Is A Bitch But Damn, I Do It WellSome Are Fortunate To Make It And, Some Of 'em FailSome Locomotives Push Through And Some Of 'em Get DerailedSchemin On Plots - Hey, HeySimple Livin Is A Bitch - Hey, HeySome Are Fortunate To Make It - Hey, HeySome Locomotors Push Through - Hey, Hey[verse Two]I Lead A Crocodile Mile Lifestyle, I Run And SlideBut When It's Time To Collide With The Bump, I Always BailCause I'm Not Ready For That Dive Or That Silly Nine To FiveSolidified Career Option, A Hop Skip And A LeapAway From Rock Star, And Not Too Far Away From Fillin Pop's ShoesThe Idyllic Hard Workin Type Of Calloused HandsComplete With Wife, Kids, Dog, House, And Picket Fence, That's NonsenseI'm Convinced I'm Built For Better ThingsAnd Won't Settle For The Empty Smile That Cheddar BringsIt Seems Like I'm Workin Hard Simply Cause It's What They Say I Have To DoYou Graduate And Then You Either Get A Job, Or You Go To School12 Years Wasn't Enough?That's More Than Half Of My Life Spent Tryin To Make The World Accept MePlus I've Got The Papers Saying That I Made It ThroughNow I'm Working 2 Jobs, 3 With Music And You Don't Respect Me?Fuck It I'll Retire Now, You'll Work Until You're 62, And[chorus][whistling Until Beat Stops]
Lyrics by Gym Class Heroes
\ 10th Period: Biters Block 12th Period: Scandalous Scholastics 13th Period: On My Own Time (Write On!) 1st Period: The Queen And I 2nd Period: Shoot Down The Stars 3rd Period: New Friend Request 4th Period: Clothes Off!! 6th Period: Viva La White Girl 7 Weeks 7 Weeks - William Beckett, Gym Class Heroes 7th Period: 7 Weeks 7th Period: It's OK, But Just This Once A Beautiful Day Apollo 3-1-5 Ass Back Home Ass Back Home (Single) Attention (Remix) Band Aids Biter's Block Biters Block Biters Block - Gym Class Heroes, Speech Blinded By The Sun Boomerang Theory Boys in Bands (Interlude) Boys in Bands Interlude Boys in Bands Interlude Catch Me If You Can Chicago (Remix) Chicago [Remix] - Fall Out Boy City of Angels Clothes Off! Clothes Off!! Clothes Off!! (Stress Remix) Clothes Off!! [Josh Harris Radio Edit] Clothes Off!! [Multimedia Track] Clothes Off!! [Radio Version] Clothes Off!! [Solitare Groove Mix] Clothes Off!! [Solitare Radio Edit] Coming Clean Cookie Jar Cookie Jar Cookie Jar (Stressed Out Remix) Cookie Jar (feat. The-Dream) Cookie Jar [Album Version] Cookie Jar [Instrumental] Cookie Jar [Radio Edit] Crab Apple Kids Cupid's Chokehold Cupid's Chokehold \/ Breakfast in America Cupid's Chokehold/Breakfast In America Cupid's Chokehold CupideChokehold Cupids Chokehold Decrepit Bricks Detention: Sloppy Love Jingle Pt. 3 Detentionl: Sloppy Love Jingle Part 3 Don't Tell Me It's Over Don't Tell Me Its Over DRNK TXT Rmeo Eighty-five Eighty-five Sie One Remix Everyday's Forecast Everyday's Forecast Extra Extra Faces In The Hall Food For Mic Skills Good Vibrations Good Vibrations (Beach Boys cover) Gotta Get Out Of Here (Remix) Graduation Day Guilty as Charged Happy Little Trees Heart Transplant (Remix) Holy Horseshit, Batman Holy Horseshitt, Batman!! Home Intramurals: Cupid's Chokehold It's OK, But Just This Once! It's Ok, But Just This Once! Kid Nothing And Never Ending Naked Nightmare Kid Nothing And The Never-Ending Naked Nightmare Kid Nothing Vs. The Echo Factor Kid Nothing Vsthe Echo Factor Kissin' Ears Kissin' Ears Lazarus, Ze Gitan Life Goes On Like Father Like Son Like Father, Like Son Like Father, Like Son (Papa Song) Like Father, Like Son (Papa's Song) Like Father, Like Son (Papa’s Song) Live A Little Live Forever Live Forever (Fly With Me) Lunch: Sloppy Love Jingle Lunchy: Sloppy Love Jingle, Pt. 1 Machine And I (The Queen And I Remix) Make Out Club Martyrial Girl$ Martyrial Girls Naked Peekaboo New Friend Request New Friend Request (SK1 Ferrer Remix) New Friend Request [Hi-Tek Remix] Nil-Nil-Draw No Place to Run Noah Nothing Boy Vs The Echo Factor Nothing Boy Vs. The Echo Factor Oh My God On My Own Time On My Own Time (Write On!) On My Own Time (Write On!) On My Own Time (Write On!) [Live] Papa's Song Papercuts Papercuts [the Reason For The Lesions Remix By Mrd... Peace Sign / Index Down ft. Busta Rhymes Peace Sign Index Down Peace Sign/Index Down Peace Sign/Index Down Peace Sign\/Index Down Peace Sing Petrified Life And The Twice Told Joke (decrepit B... Pig Latin Pillmatic Queen and I Scandalous Scholastics Scandalous Scholastics - Gym Class Heroes, Send Shell Shock Shoot Down the Stars Simple Livin' Sloppy Love Jingle Sloppy Love Jingle Part 1 Sloppy Love Jingle Part 2 Sloppy Love Jingle Part 3 Sloppy Love Jingle, Pt. 1 Sloppy Love Jingle, Pt. 2 Sloppy Love Jingle, Pt. 3 Sloppy Love Jingle, Pt2 Sloppy Love Jingle, Pt3 So Long Friend Solo Discotheque Solo Discotheque (Whiskey Bitness) Stereo Hearts Stereo Hearts (Ft. Adam Levine) Stereo Hearts (Single) Study Hall: Sloppy Love Jingle Part 2 Study Hall: Sloppy Love Jingle Pt. 2 Taxi Driver The Boomerang Theory The Fighter The Fighter (Single) The Queen And I The Queen and I [Album Version] Thinking Out Loud This Thing Called Life To Bob Ross With Love Under The Bridge Viva la White Girl Viva La White Girl (Remix) Viva La White Girl (Remix) ft. Lil Wayne Wejusfreestylin Wejusfreestylin' Pt. 2 Wejusfreestylin'pt2 Wejustfreestylin' Pt2 Yearbook Club: Boys In Bands Interlude Za Intro