Make Out Club
Gym Class Heroes

If I recall correctly it was the middle of spring
Walkin' with my boys, contemplating what summer will bring
We started talkin' about girls and it was the funniest thing
As I started remembering some of my funnier flings

See there was Ashley
She caught my eye the very second that she passed me
I kissed her once then she started to harass me
She called all night long, I had to buy a brand new phone

And let me see, there was Melanie
To have a mouth like that should be a felony
Wouldn't believe half the shit that she was tellin' me
I mean dirty vocab, she used to talk like she was grown

And after that was Tiffany the one with the cute cousin
Are you kiddin' me?
She had a man but that didn't mean shit to me
He tried to catch us all the time but I was just too goddamn smooth

And I can't forget to mention Carrie
But that situation quickly got scary
'Cause after 2 days she's like let's get married
Can you believe that shit? I had to pack my bags and move

They say I gotta change my evil ways
And I'm workin' hard at it every day
But no matter what I do I seem to make
The same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to

If love is just a game that people play
And practice makes perfect is what they say
But no matter what I do I seem to make
The same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to

I'll always remember Monica, the Jewish chick
She'd always give me gifts for Chanukah
To meet her folks she'd try and make me rock a yhomica
But she looked so damn good she almost made my ass convert

And after that there was Lisa
You know she had a twin sister, Teresa
I bumped into them at Cam's gettin' pizza
The greatest night of my life, Schlep's the rock that kill two birds

And there was Erica
She had the stankest breath in North America
I tried to slip her tic tacs but they were scared of her
And when we made out, I always had to plug my nose

And I suppose you know your sister
Chill, I swear my hand to God I only kissed her
I gotta foot fetish but she gotta lotta blisters
I mean hammer-time feet, you think she had dead bugs for toes

They say I gotta change my evil ways
And I'm workin' hard at it every day
But no matter what I do I seem to make
The same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to

If love is just a game that people play
And practice makes perfect is what they say
But no matter what I do I seem to make
The same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to

Yo Matt, remember Catherine? She talked so much
I used to make her bring me aspirin, blah, blah, blah, blah
I'm doin' fine thanks for askin', I even tried to make a muzzle
But her mouth would just not quit

And oh shit, remember Shauna? I hate to bring her up again
I didn't want her, that girl I talked about
In 'That girl's a dog' song, yeah the poster girl from Paxil
Almost made me lose my grip

And oh shit, then there was Krystal, the meth head
She used to sniff like a fist full
One time she chased me down through street with a pistol
She tried to say I took her stash, she bugged out and tried to kill my ass

And at last we got Kimmy, she went abroad
Came back and broke up with me
And so I ripped up all them letters that she sent me
I cried for like 3 days then it was back to my evil ways

They say I gotta change my evil ways
And I'm workin' hard at it every day
But no matter what I do I seem to make
The same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to

If love is just a game that people play
And practice makes perfect is what they say
But no matter what I do I seem to make
The same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to

They say I gotta change my evil ways
And I'm workin' hard at it every day
But no matter what I do I seem to make
The same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to

If love is just a game that people play
And practice makes perfect is what they say
But no matter what I do I seem to make
The same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to


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  \   10th Period: Biters Block   12th Period: Scandalous Scholastics   13th Period: On My Own Time (Write On!)   1st Period: The Queen And I   2nd Period: Shoot Down The Stars   3rd Period: New Friend Request   4th Period: Clothes Off!!   6th Period: Viva La White Girl   7 Weeks   7 Weeks - William Beckett, Gym Class Heroes   7th Period: 7 Weeks   7th Period: It's OK, But Just This Once   A Beautiful Day   Apollo 3-1-5   Ass Back Home   Ass Back Home (Single)   Attention (Remix)   Band Aids   Biter's Block   Biters Block   Biters Block - Gym Class Heroes, Speech   Blinded By The Sun   Boomerang Theory   Boys in Bands (Interlude)   Boys in Bands Interlude   Boys in Bands Interlude   Catch Me If You Can   Chicago (Remix)   Chicago [Remix] - Fall Out Boy   City of Angels   Clothes Off!   Clothes Off!!   Clothes Off!! (Stress Remix)   Clothes Off!! [Josh Harris Radio Edit]   Clothes Off!! [Multimedia Track]   Clothes Off!! [Radio Version]   Clothes Off!! [Solitare Groove Mix]   Clothes Off!! [Solitare Radio Edit]   Coming Clean   Cookie Jar   Cookie Jar   Cookie Jar (Stressed Out Remix)   Cookie Jar (feat. The-Dream)   Cookie Jar [Album Version]   Cookie Jar [Instrumental]   Cookie Jar [Radio Edit]   Crab Apple Kids   Cupid's Chokehold   Cupid's Chokehold \/ Breakfast in America   Cupid's Chokehold/Breakfast In America   Cupid's Chokehold   CupideChokehold   Cupids Chokehold   Decrepit Bricks   Detention: Sloppy Love Jingle Pt. 3   Detentionl: Sloppy Love Jingle Part 3   Don't Tell Me It's Over   Don't Tell Me Its Over   DRNK TXT Rmeo   Eighty-five   Eighty-five Sie One Remix   Everyday's Forecast   Everyday's Forecast   Extra Extra   Faces In The Hall   Food For Mic Skills   Good Vibrations   Good Vibrations (Beach Boys cover)   Gotta Get Out Of Here (Remix)   Graduation Day   Guilty as Charged   Happy Little Trees   Heart Transplant (Remix)   Holy Horseshit, Batman   Holy Horseshitt, Batman!!   Home   Intramurals: Cupid's Chokehold   It's OK, But Just This Once!   It's Ok, But Just This Once!   Kid Nothing And Never Ending Naked Nightmare   Kid Nothing And The Never-Ending Naked Nightmare   Kid Nothing Vs. The Echo Factor   Kid Nothing Vsthe Echo Factor   Kissin' Ears   Kissin' Ears   Lazarus, Ze Gitan   Life Goes On   Like Father Like Son   Like Father, Like Son   Like Father, Like Son (Papa Song)   Like Father, Like Son (Papa's Song)   Like Father, Like Son (Papa’s Song)   Live A Little   Live Forever   Live Forever (Fly With Me)   Lunch: Sloppy Love Jingle   Lunchy: Sloppy Love Jingle, Pt. 1   Machine And I (The Queen And I Remix)   Martyrial Girl$   Martyrial Girls   Naked Peekaboo   New Friend Request   New Friend Request (SK1 Ferrer Remix)   New Friend Request [Hi-Tek Remix]   Nil-Nil-Draw   No Place to Run   Noah   Nothing Boy Vs The Echo Factor   Nothing Boy Vs. The Echo Factor   Oh My God   On My Own Time   On My Own Time (Write On!)   On My Own Time (Write On!)   On My Own Time (Write On!) [Live]   Papa's Song   Papercuts   Papercuts [the Reason For The Lesions Remix By Mrd...   Peace Sign / Index Down ft. Busta Rhymes   Peace Sign Index Down   Peace Sign/Index Down   Peace Sign/Index Down   Peace Sign\/Index Down   Peace Sing   Petrified Life And The Twice Told Joke (decrepit B...   Pig Latin   Pillmatic   Queen and I   Scandalous Scholastics   Scandalous Scholastics - Gym Class Heroes,   Send   Shell Shock   Shoot Down the Stars   Simple Livin'   Simple Living   Sloppy Love Jingle   Sloppy Love Jingle Part 1   Sloppy Love Jingle Part 2   Sloppy Love Jingle Part 3   Sloppy Love Jingle, Pt. 1   Sloppy Love Jingle, Pt. 2   Sloppy Love Jingle, Pt. 3   Sloppy Love Jingle, Pt2   Sloppy Love Jingle, Pt3   So Long Friend   Solo Discotheque   Solo Discotheque (Whiskey Bitness)   Stereo Hearts   Stereo Hearts (Ft. Adam Levine)   Stereo Hearts (Single)   Study Hall: Sloppy Love Jingle Part 2   Study Hall: Sloppy Love Jingle Pt. 2   Taxi Driver   The Boomerang Theory   The Fighter   The Fighter (Single)   The Queen And I   The Queen and I [Album Version]   Thinking Out Loud   This Thing Called Life   To Bob Ross With Love   Under The Bridge   Viva la White Girl   Viva La White Girl (Remix)   Viva La White Girl (Remix) ft. Lil Wayne   Wejusfreestylin   Wejusfreestylin' Pt. 2   Wejusfreestylin'pt2   Wejustfreestylin' Pt2   Yearbook Club: Boys In Bands Interlude   Za Intro

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