I'm happy to report nmy long standing last resortnended just by just stopping short of me burning like a torchnnStep off, stand backnCause it's a fact I've got a matchnand all my fingers crossed behind my backnnGive me some breathing roomncause I'm breathing fumes I'll light the fusenGive me some breathing roomncause there's something that I need to provenGive me some breathing roomncause I'm breathing fumes I'll light the fuse and I'm gunna make the evening news.nnWell I'm busy making plansnwith a flare gun in my handnKerosene soaked through my pantsnthe last words of my last standnnStep up, step backnCause it's a fact I've got a matchnand all my fingers crossed behind my backnnGive me some breathing roomncause I'm breathing fumes I'll light the fusenGive me some breathing roomncause there's something that I need to provenGive me some breathing roomncause I'm breathing fumes I'll light the fuse and I'm gunna make the evening news.nAnd I'm gunna make the evening news.nnGive me some breathing roomncause I'm breathing fumes I'll light the fusenGive me some breathing roomncause there's something that I need to provenGive me some breathing roomncause I'm breathing fumes I'll light the fusenGive me some breathing roomnI'm on fire and it's all ending soonnand I'm gunna make the evening newsnnYeah I'm gunna make the evening news.nYeah I'm gunna make the evening news.