My daddy has a gunnit's not a toy but it's loads of funnYou gotta hold it till you hear it clicknThings like that'll make your mamma sicknnIt's easy as a dandelionnso suck it up and quit your cryingnDon't wanna talk fairy storiesnSo be 'em and forget your worriesnnMy daddy has a gunnit's not a toy but it's loads of funnYou gotta hold it till you hear it clicknThings like that'll make your mamma sicknnThings like that'll make your mamma sicknThings like that'll make your mamma sicknnIt's easy as a dandelionnso suck it up and quit your cryingnDon't wanna talk fairy storiesnSo be 'em and forget your worries