Wax the monkey, shave the bear
Jungle-creatures won't be fed in here
trim the hedges, cut the trees
then you'll know how affection feels
Shave the monkey, wax the bear
Such hairy creatures cannot stay in here
Trim the hedges, and trim the tree
who is there hiding in the shrubbery?!
Where there's a hole there is an ace
I will put a smile on your grumpy face
we're fifty something, well-aged wine
if you're wooden in your cask that's just fine.
I'll be your garland queen of Lace
the Sleeping Beauty in our maze
oh, fifty something well aged win
me, the wooden cask, that's fine
I know you like me to watch you piss
you're only waiting to be kissed
you're such a beauty to behold
here comes a shower and it's made of gold
I'm a flower, water me
let's build a castle by the sea!
You're like the sun-shine, morning breeze
the sun shines warm on your disease ... -
such pollen makes the black birds sneeze.
Who is there sitting on your back?
There is no need for a sneak attack!
If you're monastic to my bliss.
Then I will be faithful ... like syphilis.
Poor friar dreaming in his cell(s)
he knows the art of tonsure well.
and all the songs a blade can sing
such is the Easter that I bring
The bells are chiming in (y)our vaults,
I am the goddess that unfolds
iconic beauty, as yet unseen
if you're only courting
the Virgin Queen.
Shave, If You Love Me
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20,000 Leagues Under The Sea A Little Bar Of Soap A Strange Thing To Say Abschied Always Within The Hour Angel Of The Golden Fountain Architecture II At the Stroke of Midnight Gently Backbone Practise Bitter Sweet Collision Consider This: The True Meaning of Love Dead Souls Do You Know My Name? Eldorado Hello Helvetia Sexualis Holding Out For A Hero I Fell For One Who Loves Me Not In Der Palästra It is Safe to Sleep Alone Les Fleurs Du Mal May I Kiss Your Wound? No one is there Oh, Chimney Sweep Polishing Silver Powder Résumé Some Men Are Like Chocolate Someday My Prince Will Come Starlight Seen Through Veils Of Tears Tales From The Inverted Womb The Hours Of Sadness The Simple Joys of Maidenhood The Urine Song The Virgin Queen transfiguration What has happened while we slept? Where The Ancient Laurel Grows
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