I gotta move.nI gotta move.nThat's what I tell my landlord, landlord!nI gotta move!nnCause there's a man lives right upstairs from menMaking a nightmare of some melody.nThis is a situation not likely to improve.nnHe goes a' rumble rumble rumble on the left hand.nHe goes a' tinkle tinkle tinkle on the right.nRumble rumble rumble, ntinkle tinkle tinkle nPlays piano all night!nHe goes a' rumble rumble rumble on the bottom.nHe goes a' tinkle tinkle tinkle on the top.nRumble rumble rumble,nTinkle tinkle tinklenPositively won't stop!nnI tried a' knocking knocking knocking on the ceiling.nI tried a' knocking knocking knocking on the wall.nHe takes a breather-nNo he doesn't either!nJust when I figured that's allnHe goes a' rumble rumble rumble on the black keys.nHe goes a' tinkle tinkle tinkle on the white.nRumble rumble rumble,nTinkle tinkle tinkle,nPlays piano all right,nBut he plays piano all night!nnInstead of cooking himself a fine kettle of tea up therenOr maybe getting himself a girl and taking her out somewhere,nInstead of sitting around, reading the jokes, washing his socks, writing his folks, taking his pills, sleeping the night through,nWhat does he do?nWhat does he do?!?nnHe goes a' rumble rumble rumblenLook at the whole building crumble!nTinkle tinkle tinkle nLook at the wallpaper wrinkle!nRumble rumble rumble,nTinkle tinkle tinkle,nHe could give insomnia to Rip Van Winkle!nWith his rumble rumble rumblenI've got a good right to grumble!nTinkle tinkle tinklenI'm going to reach for the... stop it, will you?nRumble, tinkle,nPLEASE somebody break his lease!nnI tried to hammer hammer hammer on the steampipe.nI tried to hollar hollar hollar down the hall.nI got a feelingnHe'll come through the ceilingnWith the piano and all.nnHe goes a' pummling pummling pummling with his left hand.nHe goes groove groove grooving with his right.nA' pummling and groove, pummling and groove, pummling groovenPummling till he gets it right.nThen he plays pianonPlays piano all night!