Retard Song
Mindless Self Indulgence

me like to go down to the church

and drink some holy water

but I don't like it...

the priest don't like it

but me can't seem to help it

sail away - oh - away - oh

you live me life free like a birdie

cause me like to sing

me likes what me do

and me can't seem to help it

i went to the zoo and saw some monkeys

hoo-hoo hoo hoo

hoo hoo hoo hoo-hoo

i went to the zoo and saw some monkeys today

hoo hoo hoo hoo-hoo

i saw the giraffe but he didn't make any sound

sometimes me bad... oh, i forgot the words... um...

oh - we all going on a field trip -

a field trip -

a field trip -

a field trip -

a field trip -

a field t-trip -

a field trip -

a field trip -

a field trip

Mr. Lonie is gonna be the true

Mr. Harry, he drives the van

sometimes me bad... eat me dental floss

pull him... pulling Jesus from the cross

- touch me thing

sing somebody stole my Amy Grant records today

me think me turn 22 today

will somebody get me a present cause I turn 22 today

but they're not as pretty as Barbara Mandrel

then the milkman came

the milkman came and he took them fish

he took them fish

now me crying - me crying

the milkman make me cry..

then the mailman came

make me pee-pee on the floor

hide me sandwich in me drawer

the... hit my head against the door

this is some kind of dream

me likes to go down to the park

and take them nuts from them squirrels

and... you know what?

time is...

it's the closet for me

the closet for me

it's so dark me cannot see

it's the closet for me

the closet for me

Mr. Harry said that will teach me

No, I don't want to do the special olympics one

my friend's the seat on my toilet

and he always seem to shout at me

oh-oh, mister, don't you pee on me

when I'm shitting it's a totally different story

then he doesn't seem to play me mind

he's not afraid of my fat behind

and on the unfortunate occasion

when I miss the bowl and pee on him

lets me off with a smile and a warning

don't do it again


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