Pumpkin SoccernPumpkin SoccernPumpkin SoccernPumpkin Soccer...nCheck out this motherf-----nIt's a REMIX!nnPumpkin Soccer x4nOne day I went outside with my ice skates on,ngonna play some soccer and have some fun.nBut I couldn't find a soccer ball,njust a lonely pumpkin in a bathroom stall.nnPumpkin Soccer x4nI picked up the pumped andnI kicked it real hard (real hard.)nI watched my pumpkin sailnacross the yard (the yard.)nIt said Whatcha doin'nyou fat piece of lard?n(Piece of lard)nI guess my pumpkin was a retardn(A retard.)nnPumpkin Soccer x4nPumpkin was flyingnstraight to through the sky,nbut that's when my pumpkinnstarted to die.nIt shattered to pieces when it hit the ground.n(SPLAT!)nHow sad, my pumpkin is no longer 'roundn(WAAAAAHHH.)nnPumpkin Soccer x8nOhhhhh.