Turning your friends against menMan it must be the world's easiest jobnFinding a verdict of retard, retard, retardnWell I might benI haven't lived enough lives for comparisonnI guess I could be a little better with numbers, numbersnnRiding a frenzied ten-speednMan it must be the world's easiest jobnFighting and flirting then restart, restart, re-tartnWell it may work your whole lifenI know it hasn't for me for so much as a weeknBefore everything crumbles, crumblesnMan it must be the world's goddamn easiest job