The green grass grows where the red rocks rise
And the mountain goats stick to the mountain sides
But the van broke down with a crick-crack sound
So we sat on the side of the road in Montana
A dirty old marmot hid beneath a tree
While the Kraken was unleashed to keep us company
Then the tow truck arrived and the journey revived
As we sped down the road for Cut Bank, Montana
We rolled into a town with streets full of bears
And arrangements were made for vehicular repairs
Then heard the good word as we were referred
To the only rental shop in Cut Bank, Montana
We waddled on over to a Loony Tune motel
With mercs at the door to deter the clientele
But we were ushered in by the mob's kingpin
Who was good ol' Mikey Burns, Prince Thief of Montana
Mikey Burns has got a Chevrolet Venture
Mikey Burns has got your ticket for adventure
He said when you're a-pressed with a policeman's concerns
Just tell 'em you borrowed it from good ol' Mikey Burns
We were led into his kitchen slash living room
Enshrouded by an aura of taxidermic doom
And where Mikey ate his meals he also did his business deals
Right there in his home in Cut Bank, Montana
We tried to haggle down but we were fools
This was Mikey Burns' town with Mikey Burns' rules
So we heeded his advice and paid the list price
And our minivan snarled west on 2 in Montana
It soon became clear that we had sold our souls
To the only man eligible in all the polls
The king of the town, the cock of the walk
Ol' Mikey Burns in Cut Bank, Montana
The sun comes up and the moon goes down
And the casino bars open all around the town
And Mikey Burns laughs all the way to the bank
Cuz you can't prank a crank up in Cut Bank, Montana
Good Ol' Mikey Burns
Abominable Slowmen
Purchase "Good Ol' Mikey Burns"
Purchase Entire Album
Email Video to Friends Play Youtube "Good Ol' Mikey Burns" Video
Play Spotify "Good Ol' Mikey Burns" Song
View Wikipedia "Good Ol' Mikey Burns"
Entry
Receive Emails for Future Abominable Slowmen Lyrics
Link to "Good Ol' Mikey Burns"
Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
See Recommended Lyrics For You
Share:
Copied!
Loading...
Lyrics by Abominable Slowmen
Related Songs
Requiem - James Lynn Strait
Mack the Knife [Bonus] - Michael Bublé
HeyX2 LookX2 - Beat Crusaders
Pop a Cap In Yo' Ass (Full Mix) - Ben Watt
Sentimental Johnny - Flogging Molly
House Of Pain - Kano & Mikey J
Good Ol' - JoJo
I'm Mikey - Cool Kids
Last Night - Basket Case
I'm Mikey - The Cool Kids
Im Mikey - The Cool Kids
Chug-A-Lug - Toby Keith
Chug-A-Lug - Roger Miller
Reaching Out - James Lynn Strait
Hey Hey Look Look (Kappa Mikey) - Beat Crusaders
Mikey's - Randy Newman
Mikey's - Randy Newman
Freshy - will.i.am
Pay Day - Basket Case
Good Ol' Days - Script
Linger Ficken Good - Revolting Cocks
Good Of Days - The Script
Good 0l' - JoJo
Good Ol' - Jojo
Dirt - Waylon Jennings
The Good Old - JoJo
Deeper Look - Oshen
Sinner's Swing - Van Halen
Sinner's Swing! - Van Halen
Big 'Ol Booty - Issa
Mysterious Mike - Venerea
Pop Rocks N' Coke - Mixtapes
Dont Waste My Time - Aventura
The Good Ol' Nights - Waylon Jennings
Mikey Rocks - The Cool Kids
Good Ol' Nights - Waylon Jennings
Good Ol' Nights - Waylon Jennings
Leona Barnett - Chelle Rose
Good Ol Ghetto - Usher
Good Ol' Ghetto - Usher
Good Ol' Ghetto - Usher
Waiting for Mikey - Low Cut Connie
Mikey Bass Solo - The Circle
Catch a Spirit - James Lynn Strait
Alternating Snares For Mikey - Constrobuz
Try Me (feat. Mikey Ceaser) - Araabmuzik
Interactin Wit Thugs (feat. Mikey Vegas & Dodda) ...
Good Ol' Boys - Electric President
Good Ol' Outlaws - A Bloody Canvas
Good Ol' Days - The Script
Good Ol' Moon - Darren Criss
Good Ol' Days - Tamyra Gray
Good Ol' Boys - Blake Shelton
Good Ol Outlaws - A Bloody Canvas
Good Ol' Daze - Dogwood
Good Ol' Girl - Matraca Berg
Good Ol' Girl - Frank Foster
Good Ol' Boys - Waylon Jennings
Good Ol' Boy - Steve Earle
Good Ol' Days - Authority Zero
Good Ol' Boys - Willie Nelson
Good Ol' Boredom - Built To Spill
Good Ol' Beast - Chris Daniels
Good Ol' Days - Big Smo
Good Ol' Days - Miranda Lambert
Good Ol Love - Masta Ace
What It Is... - The Cool Kids
What It Is - The Cool Kids
Good Ol' Fashion Nightmare - Matt and Kim
Watchin’ Niggas Ball (Feat. Compton Menace, Mike...
Funeral Flights - James Lynn Strait
Family - Mystikal
Good Ol' Fashion Nightmare - Matt & Kim
Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me An...
Ol Box Body - Sir Michael Rocks
Plain Ol' Pain - Clay Davidson
Good Ol' Boys - Blake Shelton
C L and I.A. - Bone Thugs N Harmony
Good Olu2019 Boys Club - Kacey Musgraves
Cheap Cologne - William Michael Morgan
The Same Thing - Muddy Waters
Cluck Old Hen - Bert Jansch
A Few Ole Country Boys (With Randy Travis)...
Good Ol' Country Harmony - Home Free
Mule Skinner Blues - Connie Francis
Good Ol' Fashioned Love - Tracy Byrd
Starlit Eyes - James Lynn Strait
What\'s Goin\' Down - Toby Mac
Down In The River To Pray - Alison Krauss
Down to the River to Pray - Various Artists
Down In The River To Pray - Alison Krauss...
Down To the River To Pray - Deanna Johnson
Ghetto Story Chapter 2 - Alicia Keys
Who Is Mikey Trousers? - The Lads
Good Ol Boys Club - Kacey Musgraves
Good To Sea - Pinback
A Few Ole Country Boys - George Jones
A Few Ole Country Boys - Randy Travis
Nothing News - Clint Black
A Few 'Ol Country Boys - Randy Travis
A Few Ole Country Boys - w\/ Randy Travis...
Down In The River To Pray - Allan Hall
Rocky Top - Roger Whittaker
Rocky Top - Love Seed Mama Jump
Rocky Top - Everly Brothers
Old Porch Swing - Gene Watson
Farthest Away - Hank Williams III
Getting Live - Dog Eat Dog
Somebody Needs a Hug - Keith Anderson
Heads in Georgia - JJ Cale
Heads in Georgia - J.J. Cale
Heads In Georgia - J.J. Cale & Eric Clapton
Heads In Georgia - Cale Jj
Aggie War Hymn - Children
Good Ol' Girl - Frank Foster
Atmosphere - tobyMac
Divided - James Lynn Strait
Jet Fighter - Butthole Surfers
Good Ol' Boys Club - Kacey Musgraves
Good Ol' Boys Club - Kacey Musgraves
Katy Too - Johnny Cash
Katy To - Johnny Cash
When You Got Good Friends - Lynyrd Skynyrd
Good Ol' Fashion Love - Drew Ryan Scott
Old Porch Swing - Eddy Arnold
A Few Ole Country Boys (feat. George Jones)...
Freshy - Will I Am
Talk About the Good Times [Alternate Take 3][#]...
Talk About the Good Times [Alternate Take 3]...
Talk About the Good Times [*] - Elvis Presley
Mule Skinner Blues - Hank Williams Jr.
Mule Skinner Blues - Hank Williams, Jr.
Rocky Top - John Denver
KATY TOO - Cash Johnny
Talk About the Good Times - Elvis Presley
Long Lonesome Road - C.w. Mccall
Forever - James Lynn Strait
Early Winter - Hey
Good Ole Ghetto - Dave Hollister
Talk About the Good Times - Presley Elvis
Last of the Steam-Powered Trains - kinks
Last Of The Steam Powered Trains - The Kinks
Last Of The Steam Powered Trains - Kinks
My Ol’ Bronco - Luke Bryan
Chug a Lug - Roger Miller
Love - Lita Ford
A Damn Good Country Song [different vocal approach...
A Damn Good Country Song [Alternative Vocal][Alter...
A Damn Good Country Song - Jerry Lee Lewis
Rocky Top - Osborne Brothers
Patchouli - The Ark
Good Ol' Love (Prod. 9th Wonder) - Masta Ace
Cocaine Blues - Townes Van Zandt
Just The Good Ol' Boys - Waylon Jennings
People - Awolnation
People (Thomas From Ghostland Remix) - Awolnation
People (Thomas from Ghostland Observatory Remix)...
The Same Thing - Grateful Dead
Same Thing - Grateful Dead
The Same Thing - Grateful Dead
The Same Thing - Grateful Dead
Another Good Reason - Alan Jackson
Go Down Old Hannah - Harry Belafonte
Rocky Top - Bryant Boudleaux
Same Ol' Love - Ricky Skaggs
Same Ol' Love - Ricky Skaggs
Uptown Down-home Good Ol\' Boy - Garth Brooks
Uptown Down-home Good Ol' Boy - Garth Brooks
Mowtown Medley - Boyzone
Milk Cow Blues - Aerosmith
Milk Cow Blues - Commander Cody
Pennie - Ludacris
Pennie - The Cool Kids
Shine - Randy Houser
Good Ol Love (produced By 9th Wonder) - Masta Ace
Burns - Far
Burns - Rob Crow
Burns - Jason Chen
Love and Blessings - Tom Jones
The Hockey Song - Stompin' Tom Connors
Jingling - Cool Kids
Buen Camino - Shin Hyesung
Good Ol' Fashion Nightmare - Matt & Kim
Good Ol' Boys - Blake Shelton
Good ol' David Letterman - Adam Sandler
Flora-Bama - Kenny Chesney
Nothin But A Good Time - Poison
Ozzy Speaks (spoken word) - James Lynn Strait
Cinnamon - The Cool Kids
How Ya Feelin' - Ol' Dirty Bastard
Beer - Justin Moore
Walkin' With Sorrow - Hank Williams III
Walkin' With Sorrow - Hank Williams Iii
You're Big Symphony - Goo Goo Dolls
You're Big Symphony - Goo Goo Dolls
Long Time - Kim Jong Kook
Let My People Go - Kelly Family
Good Old Boys - West Texas Rednecks
Burn! - Megadeth
Merry Christmas, Baby - Elliott Yamin
