If one thing in this worldI just can't standIs bein' at the table wit' an ill-mannered manNow, if he's sittin' on your leftBefore you could eat a biteHe'll reach across your plateAn' you know that ain't rightNow I like to eat, as well as any manBut there's some rules, a fool should understandWhen ya have one little helpin'An' one extra piece of cakeI tell ev'rybody, don't go reachin' across my plateI was at a party last night, at over Big MurrayCat reached 'cross my plateGot a coat sleeve in my gravyI didn't say a word, just looked him dead in the eyeHe reached across my plate, an' cut him a piece a pieNow I don't care if he did it for a prankI don't care, if you had a drinkEspecially when I'm out, a-with my dateNow don't you go reachin' across MY plateAt a party last week, there was some high-class folksEv'rything on the table, an' that ain't no jokeThey had barbecue possum1, rattlesnake gravyChicken fried skunk2, an' it smelt real crazyEv'rything went fine, but one thing made me blueA cat reached across my plate, for some armadillo3 stewNow when you at the table, you act real niceYou say, pass me that or pass me the platterBut just because you hungry, an' happen to come in lateDon't you go reachin', across MY platePass some a-that turkey over there, baby!No, don't give me none of that skunk, I don't want none a-thatI, I beg your pardonIf this cat stop reachin' 'cross my plate, I can maybe ask for somethin'A pass me a little a-that turkey there, babyNa na na na-na-na-naYeah-heyaParty' nice, party's niceYeah, ah give gimme some a that chicken over there, babyChicken fried skunk?Ah no
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