Pork Chop Sandwich
Dry Kill Logic

Gimme somethin' to eat, gimme what you got

And I don't want beans 'cause they make me fart

I don't want no chili, no sir-ee

'Cause that leaves skid marks in my bvd's


I don't want no yogurt, tastes like shit

I don't want a glass of milk from a cow's long tit

And no, I ain't in the mood for a juicy steak

And I don't want a yodel or some chocolate cake


I don't want a Big Mac or a number 3

Hurry up, now take a look at me

'Cause I'm starving, I am about to cry

I could eat this bugar on a piece of rye bread, I said


'Cause if I don't eat soon then soon I will be dead

'Cause in a minute or two

I'm gonna court [unverified] some damage

If you don't cook me up a pork chop sandwich


Pork chop sandwich, eat it up, eat it up

Eat it up


I don't give a fuck if it is five days old

And I really don't care if it's hot or cold

I really don't mind if the bread got mold

Because my pork chop sandwich can not be told


Aww shit, I can smell it bakin'

Hands of junior 'cause this one's taken

Now aww shit, it's almost done

I'm gonna slap that nigga between two buns



Perhaps two pieces of pumpernickel

Put 'em in the toaster that I bought at Riggles

Or did I get it at Top Appliance City

I really don't remember 'cause my stomach feels shitty now


Pork chop sandwich, eat it up, eat it up

Eat it up


I'm about to eat this lovely treat

Two pieces of bread with some pork chop meat

You wanna bite? You wanna bite right?

Well, open up sucka 'cause here it comes, psych


Pork chop sandwich, eat it up, eat it up

Eat it up, eat it


I just see it and I sit back and I smell it

Just see it and I sit back and I smell it

Gotta eat it and I sit back and I smell it

Just see it and I sit back and I smell it


Gotta eat it and I sit back and I smell it

Just see it and I sit back and I smell it

Gotta eat it and I sit back and I smell it

Just see it and I sit back


Gimme my fucking sandwich, you piece of shit


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