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Polished Turd
Agoraphobic Nosebleed
Not so much born
You were shit out
Dressed in schoolboy clothes
Hair combed neatly
Shoes tied tightly
Fed shit for growth
You are what you eat
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5 Band Equalizer
5 Band Equalizer
5 Band Genetic Equalizer 2
5 Band Genetic Equalizer 2
5 Band Genetic Equalizer 3
5 Band Genetic Equalizer pt. 3
A Chance At Reprisal
A Chance at Reprisal
Absurd Boast
Absurd Boast
Acute Awareness (For Wood)
Acute Awareness (For Wood)
Agorapocalypse Now
Alice in La La Land
Alice in La La Land
Altered Ego
Altered Ego
Ambulance Burning
Ambulance Burning
Antiseptic
Apocalypse as Mescaline Experience
Apocalypse As Mescaline Experience
Ark of Ecoterrorism
Ark of Ecoterrorism
Artificial Religious Experience
Aum Shinrikyo
Baby Mill pt. 1 (Born and Sold into Child Slavery)
Baby Mill Pt. 1 (Born And Sold Into Child Slavery)
Baby Mill pt. 2 (White Russian)
Baby Mill pt. 2 (White Russian)
Bed Of Flies
Bed Of Flies
Bitch's Handbag Full Of Money
Bitch's Handbag Full Of Money
Black Metal Transvestite
Black Metal Transvestite
Blind Hatred Finds A Tit
Blind Hatred Finds A Tit
Bombs With Butterfly Wings
Bombs with Butterfly Wings
Bong Hit Wonder
Bong Hit Wonder [Instrumental]
Bovine Caligula
Bovine Caligula
Built To Grind
Built To Grind
Bullshit Gets Up And Walks Around
Bullshit Gets Up And Walks Around
Burning Social Interest
Center Of The Hive
Center Of The Hive
Ceramic God Product
Ceramic God Product
Ceremonial Gasmask
Ceremonial Gasmask
Children Blown To Bits By The Bus Load
Children Blown to Bits by the Bus Load
Circus Mutt
Circus Mutt (Three Ring Inferno)
Clorox Bong (Identity Picnic)
Computer Lethargy
Computer Lethargy
Contaminated Drug Supply
Contaminated Drug Supply
Crap Cannon
Crash Course To Maximum Nowhere
Crawling Out of the Cradle into the Casket
Crawling Out Of The Cradle Into The Casket
Crop Dusting
Crop Dusting
Cryogenic Husk
Cryogenic Husk
Cut To Happy Hour
Cut To Happy Hour
Dead Battery
Deathbed
Debbie Does Dishes
Defenition of Death
Destroyed
Destroyed
Deviant Arousal
Dick To Mouth Resuscitation
Die And Get The Fuck Out Of The Way
Discolored
Doctored Results
Domestic Solution
Double Negative
Doubled Over
Doubled Over
Drinking Games
Drinking Games
Drive by Blowjob on a Bicycle
Drive By Blowjob On A Bicycle
Druggernaut Jug Fuck
Druggernaut Jug Fuck
Drugging the Control Group
Drugging The Control Group
Ejector Seat
Ex-Cop
Ex-Cop
Exacting Revenge on Pets
Exacting Revenge On Pets
Famous Last Words
Famous Last Words
Filthy Murder Shack
Firearms for All Faiths
First National Stem Cell And Clone
Flamingo Snuff
For Just Ten Cents A Day...
For Just Ten Cents a Day...
Freeze Dried Cemetery
Freeze-Dried Cemetary
Freeze-Dried Cemetery
Fuck your Soccer Jesus
Fuck Your Soccer Jesus
Fuckmaker
Fuckmaker
Glass Tornado
Gnaw
Grandmother With Aids
Grandmother With Aids
Group Taking Acid as Considered Conspiracy Against...
Guided Tour
Hang The Pope
Hang The Pope
Home Invasion
Homophobic Assbleed
Homophobic Assbleed
Honky Dong
Honky Dong
Human Enhancement
Human Enhancement
Hung From The Rising Sun
Hung From The Rising Sun
Hungry Homeless Handjob
Illegal Manufacture
Illegal Manufacture
Information Super Lost Highway
Insipid Conversations
Juxtaposed Impacts
Juxtaposed Impacts
Keeping a Clean Kennel
Kill Theme For American Apeshit
Kill Theme For American Apeshit
Kool-Aid Feed Bag
Kool-Aid Feed Bag
Landfills Of Extinct Possibility
Latin Thrift Cave
Latter Day Mormon Ritual
Latter Day Mormon Ritual
Living Lolita Blow Job
Living Lolita Blow Job
LSD as a Chemical Weapon
Machine Gun
Machine Gun
Mahikari
Mahikari
Mantis
Mantis
Manual Trauma
Manual Trauma
Marine Pornography (for Whale Cock Skateboards)
Mental Change(s): Altered Consciousness
Micro-Tidal Wave
Military Scientist
Military Scientist
Moral Distortion
Moral Distortion
Mosquito Holding Human Cattle Prod
Narcissistic Stimulant
Narcoterrorist Megalomaniac
Narcoterrorist Megalomaniac
Necro-Cannibalistic Tendencies In Young Children
Neotropolis Euphoria
Neural Linguistic Programming
Non-Action
North American Corpse Desecration
North American Corpse Desecration
Not A Daughter
Obi Wan Kaczynski
Obi Wan Kaczynski
Opening to Personals Ad by Richard Johnson
Organ Donor
Organ Donor [#]
Osaka Milk Bar
Osaka Milk Bar
PCP Torpedo
Pentagram Constellation
Pentassam Constellation
Pin the Tail on the Donkey
Pin the Tail on the Donkey
Placing A Personal Memo On The Boss's Desk
Placing a Personal Memo on the Bosses Desk
Poland Springfield Acid Bag
Poland Springfield Acid Bag
Protection From Enemies
Question Of Integrity
Radical Modernism
Radical Modernism
Ramoving Locator Tooth
Razor Blades Under The Dashboard
Razor Blades Under The Dashboard
Rectal Thermometer
Relapse Refusing UN Weapons Inspectors
Releasing A Dove From A Ghetto Rooftop
Releasing a Dove from a Ghetto Rooftop
Removing Locator Tooth
Repercussions In The Life Of An Opportunistic, Pse...
Repercussions In The Life Of An Opportunistic, Psu...
Repercussions In The Life Of An Opportunistic, Psu...
Scoring in Heaven
Scoring in Heaven
Scott Hulk on Intramuscular Steroids
Scott Hulk on Intramuscular Steroids [Instrumental...
Self Detonate
Shintaro Ishihara and the Rape of Nanking in World...
Shit Slit
Shit Slit
Shotgun Funeral
Small Room and a Six Pack
Snitch Olympics
Someone's Daughter
Someone's Daughter
Spreading the Dis-Ease
Spreading the Dis-Ease
Strong Stench Of Balance
Sword Swallower
Sword Swallower
Ten Pounds of Remains
Ten Pounds of Remains
Thanksgiving Day
Thawing Out
The Artificial Religioous Experience
The Big Fuck You
The Big Fuck You
The Eighth Day of Sodom: Lamb of the Rotisserie Go...
The Eleventh Day Of Sodom: Passing Blunts And Cunt...
The Eleventh Day of Sodom: Passing Blunts and Cunt...
The Fag vs The Indian
The Fag vs The Indian
The Fatter You Fall Behind
The Fifth Day of Sodom: Like a Cretin on Christmas...
The First Day of Sodom: Pussy Hair Prayer Rug
The First Day of Sodom: Pussy Hair Prayer Rug
The Fourth Day of Sodom: Snaking Adams Black Apple
The Man From Famine
The Need For Better Body Armour
The Ninth Day Of Sodom: Holiday Bowl Full Of Assho...
The Ninth Day of Sodom: Holiday Bowl Full of Assho...
The Protocols of the Elders of Zion
The Second Day of Sodom: Distortion in Eden
The Seventh Day of Sodom: Fantasizing Hydrahead
The Sixth Day of Sodom: Boston Hardcore Caligula
The Star of David
The Tenth Day of Sodom: Enter the House of Feastin...
The Third Day of Sodom: Serpent of the Gay Pride R...
The Tokyo Subway Gassing
The Twelfth Day Of Sodom: When Taking A Shit Feels...
The Twelfth Day of Sodom: When Taking a Shit Feels...
They All Burned!
They All Burned!
Thinning The Heard
Time Vs. Necessity
Timelord One
Timelord One (Loneliness Of The Long.....)
Timelord Two
Timelord Two (Paradoxical Reaction)
Timelord Zero (Chronovore)
Timelord Zero (Chronovore)
Transparent Enclosure
Trauma Queen
Trauma Queen
Two Shits To The Moon
Unbound by Civilized Properties
Unprecedented Experiment
Unprecedented Experiment
Unusual Cruelty
Unwashed Cock
Unwelcome Remarks
Utter Mental Retardation and Reversal of Man
Utter Mental Retardation And Reversal Of Man
Watching a Clown Point a Gun at a Small Dog (Repri...
White On White Crime
White On White Crime
Whore Torn Yet
Wonder Drug Wonderland
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