Polished Turd
Agoraphobic Nosebleed



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  "4 Leeches (40,000 Leeches)"   (Intro) Engineering A Pill Frenzy   4 Leeches (40,000 Leeches)   5 Band Equalizer   5 Band Equalizer   5 Band Genetic Equalizer 2   5 Band Genetic Equalizer 2   5 Band Genetic Equalizer 3   5 Band Genetic Equalizer pt. 3   A Chance At Reprisal   A Chance at Reprisal   Absurd Boast   Absurd Boast   Acute Awareness (For Wood)   Acute Awareness (For Wood)   Agorapocalypse Now   Alice in La La Land   Alice in La La Land   Altered Ego   Altered Ego   Ambulance Burning   Ambulance Burning   Antiseptic   Apocalypse as Mescaline Experience   Apocalypse As Mescaline Experience   Ark of Ecoterrorism   Ark of Ecoterrorism   Artificial Religious Experience   Aum Shinrikyo   Baby Mill pt. 1 (Born and Sold into Child Slavery)   Baby Mill Pt. 1 (Born And Sold Into Child Slavery)   Baby Mill pt. 2 (White Russian)   Baby Mill pt. 2 (White Russian)   Bed Of Flies   Bed Of Flies   Bitch's Handbag Full Of Money   Bitch's Handbag Full Of Money   Black Metal Transvestite   Black Metal Transvestite   Blind Hatred Finds A Tit   Blind Hatred Finds A Tit   Bombs With Butterfly Wings   Bombs with Butterfly Wings   Bong Hit Wonder   Bong Hit Wonder [Instrumental]   Bovine Caligula   Bovine Caligula   Built To Grind   Built To Grind   Bullshit Gets Up And Walks Around   Bullshit Gets Up And Walks Around   Burning Social Interest   Center Of The Hive   Center Of The Hive   Ceramic God Product   Ceramic God Product   Ceremonial Gasmask   Ceremonial Gasmask   Children Blown To Bits By The Bus Load   Children Blown to Bits by the Bus Load   Circus Mutt   Circus Mutt (Three Ring Inferno)   Clorox Bong (Identity Picnic)   Computer Lethargy   Computer Lethargy   Contaminated Drug Supply   Contaminated Drug Supply   Crap Cannon   Crash Course To Maximum Nowhere   Crawling Out of the Cradle into the Casket   Crawling Out Of The Cradle Into The Casket   Crop Dusting   Crop Dusting   Cryogenic Husk   Cryogenic Husk   Cut To Happy Hour   Cut To Happy Hour   Dead Battery   Deathbed   Debbie Does Dishes   Defenition of Death   Destroyed   Destroyed   Deviant Arousal   Dick To Mouth Resuscitation   Die And Get The Fuck Out Of The Way   Discolored   Doctored Results   Domestic Solution   Double Negative   Doubled Over   Doubled Over   Drinking Games   Drinking Games   Drive by Blowjob on a Bicycle   Drive By Blowjob On A Bicycle   Druggernaut Jug Fuck   Druggernaut Jug Fuck   Drugging the Control Group   Drugging The Control Group   Ejector Seat   Ex-Cop   Ex-Cop   Exacting Revenge on Pets   Exacting Revenge On Pets   Famous Last Words   Famous Last Words   Filthy Murder Shack   Firearms for All Faiths   First National Stem Cell And Clone   Flamingo Snuff   For Just Ten Cents A Day...   For Just Ten Cents a Day...   Freeze Dried Cemetery   Freeze-Dried Cemetary   Freeze-Dried Cemetery   Fuck your Soccer Jesus   Fuck Your Soccer Jesus   Fuckmaker   Fuckmaker   Glass Tornado   Gnaw   Grandmother With Aids   Grandmother With Aids   Group Taking Acid as Considered Conspiracy Against...   Guided Tour   Hang The Pope   Hang The Pope   Home Invasion   Homophobic Assbleed   Homophobic Assbleed   Honky Dong   Honky Dong   Human Enhancement   Human Enhancement   Hung From The Rising Sun   Hung From The Rising Sun   Hungry Homeless Handjob   Illegal Manufacture   Illegal Manufacture   Information Super Lost Highway   Insipid Conversations   Juxtaposed Impacts   Juxtaposed Impacts   Keeping a Clean Kennel   Kill Theme For American Apeshit   Kill Theme For American Apeshit   Kool-Aid Feed Bag   Kool-Aid Feed Bag   Landfills Of Extinct Possibility   Latin Thrift Cave   Latter Day Mormon Ritual   Latter Day Mormon Ritual   Living Lolita Blow Job   Living Lolita Blow Job   LSD as a Chemical Weapon   Machine Gun   Machine Gun   Mahikari   Mahikari   Mantis   Mantis   Manual Trauma   Manual Trauma   Marine Pornography (for Whale Cock Skateboards)   Mental Change(s): Altered Consciousness   Micro-Tidal Wave   Military Scientist   Military Scientist   Moral Distortion   Moral Distortion   Mosquito Holding Human Cattle Prod   Narcissistic Stimulant   Narcoterrorist Megalomaniac   Narcoterrorist Megalomaniac   Necro-Cannibalistic Tendencies In Young Children   Neotropolis Euphoria   Neural Linguistic Programming   Non-Action   North American Corpse Desecration   North American Corpse Desecration   Not A Daughter   Obi Wan Kaczynski   Obi Wan Kaczynski   Opening to Personals Ad by Richard Johnson   Organ Donor   Organ Donor [#]   Osaka Milk Bar   Osaka Milk Bar   PCP Torpedo   Pentagram Constellation   Pentassam Constellation   Pin the Tail on the Donkey   Pin the Tail on the Donkey   Placing A Personal Memo On The Boss's Desk   Placing a Personal Memo on the Bosses Desk   Poland Springfield Acid Bag   Poland Springfield Acid Bag   Protection From Enemies   Question Of Integrity   Radical Modernism   Radical Modernism   Ramoving Locator Tooth   Razor Blades Under The Dashboard   Razor Blades Under The Dashboard   Rectal Thermometer   Relapse Refusing UN Weapons Inspectors   Releasing A Dove From A Ghetto Rooftop   Releasing a Dove from a Ghetto Rooftop   Removing Locator Tooth   Repercussions In The Life Of An Opportunistic, Pse...   Repercussions In The Life Of An Opportunistic, Psu...   Repercussions In The Life Of An Opportunistic, Psu...   Scoring in Heaven   Scoring in Heaven   Scott Hulk on Intramuscular Steroids   Scott Hulk on Intramuscular Steroids [Instrumental...   Self Detonate   Shintaro Ishihara and the Rape of Nanking in World...   Shit Slit   Shit Slit   Shotgun Funeral   Small Room and a Six Pack   Snitch Olympics   Someone's Daughter   Someone's Daughter   Spreading the Dis-Ease   Spreading the Dis-Ease   Strong Stench Of Balance   Sword Swallower   Sword Swallower   Ten Pounds of Remains   Ten Pounds of Remains   Thanksgiving Day   Thawing Out   The Artificial Religioous Experience   The Big Fuck You   The Big Fuck You   The Eighth Day of Sodom: Lamb of the Rotisserie Go...   The Eleventh Day Of Sodom: Passing Blunts And Cunt...   The Eleventh Day of Sodom: Passing Blunts and Cunt...   The Fag vs The Indian   The Fag vs The Indian   The Fatter You Fall Behind   The Fifth Day of Sodom: Like a Cretin on Christmas...   The First Day of Sodom: Pussy Hair Prayer Rug   The First Day of Sodom: Pussy Hair Prayer Rug   The Fourth Day of Sodom: Snaking Adams Black Apple   The Man From Famine   The Need For Better Body Armour   The Ninth Day Of Sodom: Holiday Bowl Full Of Assho...   The Ninth Day of Sodom: Holiday Bowl Full of Assho...   The Protocols of the Elders of Zion   The Second Day of Sodom: Distortion in Eden   The Seventh Day of Sodom: Fantasizing Hydrahead   The Sixth Day of Sodom: Boston Hardcore Caligula   The Star of David   The Tenth Day of Sodom: Enter the House of Feastin...   The Third Day of Sodom: Serpent of the Gay Pride R...   The Tokyo Subway Gassing   The Twelfth Day Of Sodom: When Taking A Shit Feels...   The Twelfth Day of Sodom: When Taking a Shit Feels...   They All Burned!   They All Burned!   Thinning The Heard   Time Vs. Necessity   Timelord One   Timelord One (Loneliness Of The Long.....)   Timelord Two   Timelord Two (Paradoxical Reaction)   Timelord Zero (Chronovore)   Timelord Zero (Chronovore)   Transparent Enclosure   Trauma Queen   Trauma Queen   Two Shits To The Moon   Unbound by Civilized Properties   Unprecedented Experiment   Unprecedented Experiment   Unusual Cruelty   Unwashed Cock   Unwelcome Remarks   Utter Mental Retardation and Reversal of Man   Utter Mental Retardation And Reversal Of Man   Watching a Clown Point a Gun at a Small Dog (Repri...   White On White Crime   White On White Crime   Whore Torn Yet   Wonder Drug Wonderland   Wonder Drug Wonderland

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