Please Bypass This HeartBy: Jimmy Buffett, Will Jennings, Michael Utley1985Close your eyes and click your heels, think of skating rinks andspinning wheels. Of those who will and those who won't, somehearts break while others don't.Every day I read about these operationsThat make a heart that's weak so strong againI relate it to my own situationAnd now I know just what to say to youChorus:Please bypass this heartUntil I'm well againLet's not even start, to fall, where we fell againThe cheating was sweet but my heart is beatDon't tear it apartPlease bypass this heartPlease bypass this heartIn simpler times I didn't need a lotta healin'My heart was young and strong and worked just fineBut now you've shown me there's a hurtin' side of feelin'There's just one cure and here's what you must doChorus:Please bypass this heartUntil I'm well againLet's not even start, to fall, where we fell againThe cheating was sweet but my heart is beatDon't tear it apartPlease bypass this heartPlease bypass this heart-- Spoken:Skaters reverseCouples onlyAll skate, all skateChorus:Please bypass this heartUntil I'm well againLet's not even start, to fall, where we fell againThe cheating was sweet but my heart is beatDon't tear it apartPlease bypass this heartPlease bypass this heart- Notes:Background Vocals: Timothy B. Schmit, Harry Stinson
Lyrics by Jimmy Buffett
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All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth All The Ways I Want You Altered Boy Another Saturday Night Anything, Anytime, Anywhere Apocalypso Asshole Song Autour Du Rocher Baby, It's Cold Outside Baby's Gone Shoppin' Baby's Gone Shopping Baby's Gone Shoppin' Back Of The Bus Back To The Island Ballad Of Skip Wiley Ballad of Spider John Bama Breeze Banana Republics Banana Wind Bank of Bad Habits Barefoot Children Barefoot Children in the Rain Barefootin' Barometer Soup Beach House On The Moon Beautiful Swimmers Bend a Little Bend a Little (In Album High Cumberland Jubilee) Beyond The End Big Rig Big Top Bigger Than The Both Of Us Biloxi Blowin' In The Wind Blue Guitar Blue Heaven Rendezvous Boat Drinks Boats To Build Bob Roberts Society Band Boomerang Love Brahma Fear Brand New Country Star Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On Bring Back the Magic Brown Eyed Girl Buffet Hotel Burn That Bridge Calaloo California Promises Captain America Carnival World Cattle Truckin' Champagne Si, Agua No Champagne Si', Agua No Champagne Si’, Agua No Changes In Latitudes Changes In Attitudes Changes In Latitudes, Changes In Attitudes Changing Channels Chanson Pour Les Petits Enfants Cheeseburger In Paradise Cheeseburger In Paradise(In Album Son Of A Son Of ... Christmas in the Caribbean CHRISTMAS ISLAND Cinco De Mayo In Memphis Cliches Coast of Carolina Coast Of Marseilles Coastal Confessions Coconut Telegraph Colour Of The Sun Come Monday Come Monday( In Album Living And Dying In 3/4 Time... Come Monday( In Album Living And Dying In 3\/4 Tim... Come To The Moon Coming Around Conky Tonkin' Conky Tonkin' Countin' the Cows Every Day Countin' The Cows Every Day Cowboy in The Jungle Creola Cuban Crime of Passion Cultural Infidel Cumberland High Dilemma Dallas Death Of An Unpopular Poet Death Valley Lives Death Valley Lives(In Album High Cumberland Jubile... 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Happily Ever After Happily Ever After (Now And Then) Happy Christmas HAPPY CHRISTMAS (WAR IS OVER) Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Havana Daydreamin' Havana Daydreamin' He Went To Paris Hello Texas Henny's Song: The Key To My Man Henny’s Song: The Key To My Man Here We Are Hey Good Lookin' Hey Good Lookin' Hey Good Looking High Cumberland Dilemma High Cumberland Jubilee High Cumberland Jubilee \/ Comin' Down Slow High Cumberland Jubilee/Comin' Down Slow Hippolyte's Habitat Hippolyte's Habitat (Qui Moun' Qui) Hippolyte's Habitat Ho Ho Ho & a Bottle of Rhum HO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RHUM Ho, Ho, Ho, And A Bottle Of Rum Holida Holiday Homemade Music Honey Do Honey Do(In Album One Particular Harbour) Hula Girl At Heart I Can't Be Your Hero Today I Can't Be Your Hero Today I Don't Know & I Don't Care I Don't Know and I Don't Care I Don't Know And I Don't Care I Have Found Me A Home I Heard I Was In Town I Love The Now I Use To Have Money One Time I Used To Have Money One Time I Want to Go Back to Cartagena I Want to Go Back to Cartagena - Spanish Version I Wave Bye Bye I Will Play For Gumbo I Wish Lunch Could Last Forever I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS I'll Be Home For Christmas If I Could Just Get It On Paper If I had A Boat If It All Falls Down If The Phone Doesn't Ring It's Me If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me If you like pina coladas In My Room In the Shelter In The Shelter ( In Album High Cumberland Jubilee) Incommunicado Intro-The Legend Of Norman Paperman/Kinja Intro-The Legend Of Norman Paperman\/Kinja Island Island Fever It's All About The Water It's Five O'Clock Somewhere It's Five O'Clock Somewhere [#] It's Midnight & I'm Not Famous Yet It's Midnight And I'm Not Famous Yet It's My Job It's Five O'clock Somewhere It's Midnight And I'm Not Famous Yet It's My Job It’s All About The Water Jamaica Farewell Jamaica Mistaica Jimmy Dreams Jingle Bell Rock JINGLE BELLS Jolly Mon Jolly Mon Sing Jolly Mon Sing Just An Old Truth Teller Kick It In Second Wind King of Somewhere Hot Kinja Rules Knee Deep Knees Of My Heart L'Air De La Louisiane L'air de la Louisianne L'air De La Louisiane La Vie Dansante L’air De La Louisianne Lady I Can't Explain Lady I Can't Explain Lage Nom Ai Landfall Last Man Standing Last Mango In Paris Last Mango In Paris (In Album Last Mango In Paris) Left Me With a Nail to Drive License To Chill Life is Just a Tire Swing Life Short Call Now Lip Service Little Miss Magic Livin' It Up Livin' It Up Livingston Saturday Night Livingston Saturday Night ( In Album Son Of A Son ... Livingston's Gone to Texas Livingston's Gone to Texas (In Album High Cumberla... Livingston's Gone To Texas (In Album Living And Dy... Livingston's Gone To Texas Lone Palm Lot to Drink About Love & Luck Love And Luck Love In Decline Love in the Library Lovely Cruise Lovely Day Lucky Star Lucky Stars Mademoiselle (Voulez Vous Danser) Mademoiselle Voulez-Vous Danser Makin' Music For Money Makin' Music For Money Manana Margaritaville Margaritaville (With Lost Verse) Margaritaville Live (Lost Verse Included) Math Suks Meet Me In Memphis MELE KALIKIMAKA Mental Floss Mermaid in the Night Merry Christmas, Alabama MERRY CHRISTMAS, ALABAMA (NEVER FAR FROM HOME) Mexico Middle of the Night Migration Miss You So Badly Money Back Guarantee Morris' Nightmare Morris' Nightmare Mr. Spaceman My Barracuda My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink And I Don't Love Jesu... My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink And I Don't Love... My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, & I Don't Love J... 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