Well I’m lying in this hospital bednI should have had an operation but I’m waiting here insteadnThe floor’s dirty and the paint is peelingnAnd there’s piss and shit and blood and semen dripping from the ceilingnMy chest pain is getting worsenAnd I really need a bypass but the Philippino nursenSays that it’s all Tony Blair’s fault because he letnThe NHS get into 5.7 billion pounds of debtnnAnd he’s holding up my bypassnWhooooahhnTony Blair is having a top laughnWhooooahhnAnd I really need a bypassnOhhhhhnOr I think I’m gonna die bossnI think I’m gonna diennOh shitnnTony can’t afford the NHS no moren‘Cause he’s paying for the Olympics and another bloody warnAnd I wouldn’t say I’m an expert in political anthropologynBut unless he starts investing I’m gonna have a coronaryn‘Cause my heart is getting worse each daynAnd the only thing they’ve given me is MRSAn‘Cause there’s nothing they can offer when the nurses hand the drugs outnAnd it’s not like Carry On films when they always get their jugs outnnAnd he’s holding up my bypassnWhoaaahhhhnTony Blair is having a top laughnOooohhhnAnd I really need a bypassnWhoaaahhhhnOr I think I’m gonna die bossnI think I’m gonna diennWe’re all gonna die a painful deathnThere’s nothing left of the NHSnWe’re all gonna die a painful deathnThere’s nothing left of the NHSnWe’re all gonna die a painful deathnThere’s nothing left of the NHSnWe’re all gonna die a painful deathnThere’s nothing left of the NHSnWe’re all gonna die a painful deathnThere’s nothing leftnnAnd he’s holding up my bypassnWhoaaahhhhnTony Blair is having a top laughnWhoaaahhhhnAnd I really need a bypassnWhoaaahhhhnOr I think I’m gonna die bossnI think I’m gonna……n