featuring Ras Kass, SaafirIntro:Arabian Voice:Doctor, Doctor, I need help DoctorNurse:Sit down and wait your turnXzibit: Sit your ass downSaafir:You have, scars in your mask like SealThat ain't for realWe'll have to fix that, yo nigga sit backXzibit:Your flow remind me of a nigga that I just don't feelSame style and deliveryMight as well have his grillPass the scaple, the alcohol, plants25 hundered get you style enhancedIt's like...Saafir:This, mask right will lift your grillIt'll put height in your mackDon't take to much offIf you want a nose like Michael JacksonXzibit:If you want it done right, nigga come see thismaybe even send your bitchWe can fix them titsFrom a C cup to a double D cupMake them big shits, doctor lick em, yeahSaafir:I like to, axe em, jack em for their financialneed a facial I'll change the skin tone in the inner racialAfter I'm done, you might have a little pouch toneNothin' my scaple can't fixWhat kind of face you wantSinging Voice:I want the kind that make me look like I can rhymeSaafir:It'll cost youSinging Voice:But I can find the skrilla, if I can have that nigga face named Saafir!Saafir:That's inposterous, plus I never cloned a microphoneWhat type of shit you on, I hope you got insuranceBefore I sit you on my gurneyAnd lead you to an anestetic breatherIf ya not broke, I'll save your face like dope and make it rightCasue being fake ain't tightYou need plastic surguryHook:I hear the same ole rhymes, the same ole style(It seems you need plastic surgury)X5Xzibit:I'm located, at, the bottom of the black listI like to malpractice, complicate a surguryIntoxicated, smoke cigaretts, drop ass in your gasesfeel the utencil, knife is dull like a pencilAnd what?When a nigga place pussy get fuckedWithout a kiss or a hug, like contaminated blood,Transfused from a junkieWith the hair of Jones, I reconstruct the bonesOf all hip hop clonesRas Kass:I date fat girls that weight 215With low self esteem, cause it's easier to get the pussyI'm performing vinyl liposuctionsSaafir:Phat MCRas Kass:Phat production, motherfuckin' facial reconstructionNeedles injected 33 RPM of anestic for ? to require cosmeticsex changes from bitch niggas to ra ra niggasthe only cure for sick lyrics is to implant a hit gimmickSaafir:This shit is full blown, you better head to the clinicAfter Captain Save A Hoe, we had the luitenitOperate get straight, we hear to seperate the fake from the classicniggas get blasted if they plasticHookRas Kass:I'm like Dougie Howser MD with a desert eagleCriminal Geniusoperation, seperatin' them siamese twins hangin' beneath them niggas penisTake it to your face like a skin graphrappers, I specialize in talent transplants (word?)You want (phat) fat lips nurse get to collegeAnd ten tons of stomach pumps from all the cum you and Richard Gere beswallowin'Now followin' aks Vanna to buy you flowersso you can C (see) I A (aye) E-Swift O (Oh) U (you) know Y (why)We remain uncontested to the contender, we canMillion Man March all the way to DecemberJanuary, Feburary 28thSaafir:I, never, wash my handsThe only rubber gloves I wear is on my dickBut I'll split you quickLike Jackie Chan, the way I switch my wristhandI make ya sick, but I'm a doctor, don't tripHopefully, in surgury, I won't slipon a tile that file and twist ya lipsLike Collin PowellDescriptions I'm overwriteFor the ones thats over bitin' on dental recordsbitin', to God, send your blessingsI'll put your mask on, fast like Romidon minksand bitches, I have, ? half blind in the paper, they named meA Large Professor, a Mad Scientist, with a long line of clientsBITCH! GET OUT OF MY OFFICEYou don't have an appointment or an applicationFor me to attack your face in my practiceNever lackin' when Im insurting these plastic patchesSeems like you need plastic surgury
Lyrics by Xzibit
(Hit U) Where It Hurts 1983 1983 [Remix] [*] 1983 Remix 25 To Life 3 Card Molly 3 Card Molly"(feat. Ras Kass, Saafir A Minute To Pray Alkaholic Alkaholic ( Featuring Erick Sermon And J-Ro & Tash... Alkaholik Arch Angels At The Speed Of Life B**** A** N***** Back 2 the Way It Was Been a Long Time Best of Things Beware of Us Big Bang Theory Big Barking Big Business Bird's Eye View Bird's Eye View Bitch Ass Niggas (interlude) Bitch Ass Niggaz Bitch Please Bitch Please Ii Bk To La BK To LA (feat. M.O.P.) BK To LA"(feat. M.O.P. Black & Brown Black & Brown Bounce, Rock, Golden State Break Yourself Cali Kings Part 1 California Vacation Carry The Weight Chamber Music Chaos Choke Me, Spank Me Choke Me, Spank Me (Pull My Hair) Choke Me, Spank Me, Pull My Hair Cold World Concentrate Concentrate (Remix) Concentrate (San Quinn Remix) Concrete Connect Crazy Crazy Ho Criminal Set D.N.A D.N.A (Drugs-N-Alkahol) D.N.A (Drugs-N-Alkahol)"(feat. Snoop Dogg Deeper Defari Herut Don't Approach Me Don't Approach Me"(feat. Eminem Don't Hate Me (Interlude) Don't Let The Money Make You Don't Let The Money Make You (Bonus Track) Don't Let The Money Make You"(feat. King Tee, Soop... Don't Approach Me Don't Let The Money Make You Dos Equis Double Time Down For The Count Dying To Live E Lucean Le Stelle Enemies Enemies & Friends Enemies & Friends Enjoy the Night Everything Eyes May Shine F''n' You Right F****n' You Right Family Values Fight The Power Focus Focus (In 40 Dayz & 40 Nightz Album) Focus (In 40 Dayz & 40 Nightz Album) Focus (Lakers Victory Remix) Forever a G Forever You Wont Foundation Freestyle Freestyle Ghetto Front 2 Back Fuck With Us FUCK'N You Right Fuckin' You Right Fuckin' You Right Gambler Game Face Gangsta Gangsta Get Fucked Up With Me Get Your Walk On Get Your Walk On [Xplicit] Getcha Groove On Handle Your Business Handle Your Time Harder Harder (feat. The Golden State Project) Harder"(feat. Ras Kass, Saafir (Golden State Warri... Heart of a Man Heart of Man Hey Now Hey Now (Mean Muggin) Hey Now (Mean Muggin) [CD-ROM Track] Hey Now (Mean Muggin) [Xplicit] Highest Form Of Understanding Hit & Run Hit & Run (Part II) Hit & Run Hit & Run (Part II) Hit Run How You Livin' How You Livin' Hurt Locker I Came To Kill In Gotti We Trust In My Face Inside Job Invade My Space Jermaine Dupri Diss Judgement Day Judgement Day Just Maintain Just Maintain"(feat. Hurricane Gee and J-Ro Keep It Movin' Keep It Movin' Kenny Parker Show 2001 Kenny Parker Show 2001"(feat. KRS-One Killer's Remorse Killer\u2019s Remorse Killer's Remorse Killin' It Killin' It (feat. Tha Alkaholics) Klack Last Call Lax Legends Never Die Let It Rain Let it Rain"(feat. King Tee, Tha Alkaholiks Likwit Connection Likwit Rhyming Loose Cannons Los Angeles Times Losin' Your Mind Losin' Your Mind (feat. Snoop Dogg) Losin' Your Mind"(feat. Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg Losin’ Your Mind Loud & Clear Loud & Clear"(feat. Butch Cassidy, Defari, King Te... Loud & Clear Louis XIII Man On The Moon Massacre Central Meaning of Life Missin' U Missin' U (feat. Andre "Dre Boogie" Wilson) Missin' U Movie Movies Movin' In Your Chucks Movin' In Your Chucks Multiply Multiply (feat. Nate Dogg) Multiply (Ft. Nate Dogg) Multiply"(feat. Nate Dogg Mutha***** Muthafucka My Life, My World My Name My Name Is My Name"(feat. Eminem, Nate Dogg My Writes Napalm No Hand Out Nobody Sound Like Me Nobody Sound Like Me"(feat. Montageone On Bail On Ball Paparazzi Paul Phenom Plastic Surgery"(feat. Ras Kass, Saafir Poppin' Off Poppin' Off Positively Negative Positively Negative"(feat. King Tee Prime Time Pull My Hair Pussy Pop Pussy Pop"(feat. Method Man & Jayo Felony Ram Part Division Recycled Assassins Recycled Assassins"(feat. Montageone Release Date Rework The Angles Ride or Die Right On Rimz & Tirez Rimz & Tirez"(feat. Defari, Goldie Loc, Kokane Rimz & Tirez Rollin Rollin' Rollin' (West Side Remix) Rollin' Runway Walk Saturday Night Live Say It to My Face Scandalous B****es Scandalous Bitches Scent of a Woman Shroomz Shroomz Pt. II So Good(With Davina) So What Some L.A. Niggaz Something More Sorry I'm Away So Much Sorry I'm Away So Much"(feat. DJ Quik, Suga Free Sorry I'm Away So Much Spit And Shine Spit Shine Spread It Out Stand Tall State of Hip Hop vs. Xzibit State of Hip Hop vsXzibit State Of Hip-Hop Vs. Xzibit State Of The Union Step Up Symphony In X Major Symphony In X Major (feat. Dr. Dre) Symphony In X Major"(feat. Dr. Dre Thank You The Anthem The Bakers Dozen The Donnell Rawlings Show (Skit) The Gambler The Gambler (feat. Anthony Hamilton) The Gambler"(feat. Anthony Hamilton The Game Don't Wait The Game Don't Wait (Remix) The Game Don't Wait The Mad In The Game (Madden 2001 Theme) The Murder Show The Music Of Business The Whole World Three Emcees Throw It Like It's Free Thunder & Lightning Thunder & Lightning Thunder Lightning Tough Guy U Can't Fuck With Me U Know U Know (feat. Dr. Dre) U Know What's Up U Know What's Up (Rap Remix) U Know What's Up Up Out The Way What a Mess What U See Is What U Get What U See Is What You Get What You Can't C What You Can't C What You See Is What You Get What's The Difference What's The Difference Where Da Paper At Whole World Wild Pitch X X"(feat. Snoop Dogg Xzibit & Tash Freestyle Xzibit Freestyle Year 2000 You Better Believe It