Her green plastic watering cannFor her fake Chinese rubber plantnIn fake plastic earthnnThat she bought from a rubber mannIn a town full of rubber plansnTo get rid of itselfnnIt wears her outnIt wears her outnIt wears her outnIt wears her outnnOh, she looks like the real thingnAnd she tastes like the real thingnMy fake plastic lovennBut I can't fight the feelingnI could blow through the ceilingnI just turn and runnnIt wears her outnIt wears her outnIt wears her outnIt wears her outnnAnd if I could be who you wantednWish I could be who you wantednAll the timenAll the timennOh, she lives with a broken mannA cracked polystyrene mannWho just crumbles and burnsnnAnd he used to do surgerynFor the girls in the eightiesnBut gravity always winsnnIt wears her outnIt wears her outnIt wears her outnIt wears her outnnBut she looks like the real thingnAnd she tastes like the real thingnMy fake plastic lovennBut I can't fight the feelingnI could blow through the ceilingnI just turn and runnnIt wears her outnIt wears her outnIt wears her outnIt wears her outnnAnd if I could be who you wantednWish I could be who you wantednAll the timenAll the timenAll the time