(intro:)You know what I'm sizzlinIt's time to get this party started right babyAw.... My name.. They call me Tech N9neAnd I ah need a carabu luUh that's 151 malibu rum and pineapple juiceYou know what I'm sizzlinHa! Uh you down't know what dat isCan't get the party started without thatLet's do it(verse 1:)You want me to jam I'm finna entaBrain waves came from insane daysMake ya sick like bad mayonnaise(Tech N9ne)Got the remidie rhymeInfinityCriminally tryna be some s**tI crack ya open like the youngest male KennedyGot the whole planet rockin off the low blowsDammit I show flows and poke holes that's supposed to be yo'zSeekin my haters and in a dark alley tourmented by mineDodgin the (tech 4x N9ne 4x)Now here's a messageLiberace may Chocolatate'Take em I'ma rock naPlaya, n***a f**k what I sayThrow ya souls in the air like thisFlash ya bar codes while I stick emWith another hit up out of the abyssThe Tech N9ne out to find vaginasSince the playa clubbin it, grubbin itLovin that crema streamaMy thing when I flips I got to make sho that it's hotGotta make the whole planet rock like this(Chorus:)Make that a** hop, don't stopDown south ni***z make the planet rockMidwest, too much a** in one roomRat-a-tat tat-a-tat tat-a-tat boomMake dat a** hop, make dat a** hopAll da ladies in the party make the planet rockSee dat a** hop, watch dat a** hopAll da fellas like to see ya make da planet rockHahaha dats way to much a** for me baby slow it down right here(Verse 2:)Call it what ya want itGhetto futuristic come get up on itThere's a black up in my sector can I jump on itCause all we wanna do isGet drunk, get blowed, spin s***s, and f**k hoesWe quick to beat a buster down badMidwest side put me in the sound labNow I'm hot damn like a?????I'm flippin backwards for you flow snatchersBlast ya'llWhen I ask me to playin fast ballCrash yallGlad yallMad yallCause last call was in the back of the clubBangin da hell outta this bad braOn my planet we take no haters for grantedThey Kris Kross(10 seconds til lift off)Be somethin pistol grips offRipped offThe techniques I complete heatRetreat 69 to 6 feetUnique speeks freak tweeksNever let the bcs can itWhile the true trooper? Of Tech Nena rock the planet[Chorus:]Ay partna I got a wild one hereMan see if you can help me here with this thangIt's all delicious baby(Verse 3:)I got dat type of funk to make ya??? Scream threeSix rappaz beein hunted by a killa mcI neva killd a??? With a 36DA party with the b*****s on my planet lookin crispySwiftly makin rappers do 360(Neva do three 6s)Otha n****s tryna this me be(Under these prefixes)Non I'll mouthFunctional (N9ne)RambuctionalNeva let up off a heated mic till I'm comfortableRoad Dawgs style57, 56 street gangGrips we gainAnybody wanna trips we bangHit us with(??? Make em ask 4 it)(Makin hella hoes getta nut)(Make em put a???? In dey butt)(Betta hope she a slut)(n***a road neva give a fuck)Why the attitudeNena rache' got the sauceI'm mad casue the chiefs lostI'm pissed offIn Kansas CityI'm str8 from the abisTech N9neI got the planet rock with meThe whole planet rock like thisN***a back up I aint know that was yo womanAll the broke a** playa haters be quiet (Yeah)[Chorus:]I can tell that you can tell that I'm twistedBy the bulge in my pants so let's do it baby like this uhKansas City make da Planet Rock (Ugh)St. Louis make da Planet Rock (Ugh)Missouri make da Planet Rock (Ugh)Chicago make da Planet Rock (Ugh)Lawrence, Kansas make da Planet Rock (Ugh)Topeka make da Planet Rock (Ugh)Kck make da Planet Rock (Ugh)Witchita make da Planet Rock (Ugh)Minnasota make da Planet Rock (Ugh)Cleveland make da Planet Rock (say wha)Nebraska make da Planet Rock (ugh)Oklahoma make da Planet Rock (ugh)Detroit make da Planet Rock (ugh)Mississippi make da Planet Rock (ugh)Memphis make da Planet Rock (Bitch)Indiana make da Planet Rock (ugh)Dakota make da Planet Rock (ugh)Carolina make da Planet Rock (ugh)Virginia make da Planet Rock (ugh)D. C make da Planet Rock (ugh)Baton Rouge make da Planet Rock (ugh)New Orleans make da Planet Rock (ugh)Arkansas make da Planet Rock (ugh)Alabama make da Planet Rock (ugh)Atlanta make da Planet Rock (say wha)Houston make da Planet Rock (say wha)Dallas make da Planet Rock (say wha)Fort Worth make da Planet Rock (say wha)Miami make da Planet Rock (say wha)New Jersey make da Planet Rock (say wha)Philly make da Planet Rock (say wha)New York make da Planet Rock (say wha)Las Vegas make da Planet Rock (say wha)Arizona make da Planet Rock (Beatch!)Seattle make da Planet Rock (say wha)California make da Planet Rock (say wha)L. A make da Planet Rock (say wha)Englewood make da Planet Rock (say wha)Compton make da Planet Rock (say wha)Long Beach make da Planet Rock (b***h!)Sacramento make da Planet Rock (ugh)Oaktown make da Planet Rock (Bitch)San Dieago make da Planet Rock (Hoe)San Fransisco make da Planet Rock (say wha)Mid-West make da Planet Rock (say wha)Down south make da Planet Rock (say wha)East Coast make da Planet Rock (say wha)West Coast make da Planet Rock (say wha)I say ya mama make the planet RockI say ya daddy make the planet rockI say ya mama sucked a d**k c***(outro:)And we doneCut dat s**t out!M**********arePola Bear in da housePola Bear track masta 98 styleMotherfuckin Midwest side to da fullestTeck N9ne, Don JuanN***aWe in the Bear tracksPunck a** b***h
Lyrics by Tech N9Ne
187 On A Hook 1zie 2 Piece A Certain Comfort A Certain Comfort (Feat. Kate Rose) A Real 1 Absolute Power Actin Like You Know Afterparty All Day All Night Alone Alucard Am I A Psycho American Horror Story American Horror Story (Ces Cru) American Horror Story (feat. Ces Cru) Angry Caller Angry Caller (Skit) Anywhere Areola Areola 18 Aw Yeah (interVENTion) Aw Yeah? Aw Yeah? (InterVENTion) Awkward B. Boy B. Boy [feat. Big Scoob, Bumpy Knuckles, Kutt Calh... B.I.T.C.H. Bad Season Bad Season Skit Bass Ackwards Bass Ackwards (Feat. Lil Wayne, Yo Gotti & Big Sco... BBoy Be Jealous Be Warned Beautiful Music Believe Bianca's & Beatrice's Bianca's & Beatrice's Bianca's And Beatrice's Bianca's & Beatrice's Big Bad Wolf Big Scoob Bite Me Blackboy Blown Away Blue Streak Blunt And A Ho (feat. MURS & Ubiquitous) Blur Boogieman Bootlegger (Skit)/Areola/Bootlegger (Outro) Boss Doggs Bout Ta' Bubble Boy Toy Breathe Broken Chains Buddah Burn It Down (Feat. Ryan Bradley) Buss Serves Call From KC Poet Camile Call From KC Poet Camile (Skit) Call From Richie (Skit) Can't Shake It Can't Stand Me Can't Stand Me Caribou Lou Check Yo Temperature Check Yo Temperature [feat. Sundae, T-Nutty] Chilly Rub (feat. Stevie Stone & Godemis) Choking From It (Skit) Choosin Cloudy Eyed Stroll Cloudy-Eyed Stroll (Remix) Clueless Colorado Come Gangsta (Mixtape) Condolences Condolences (Skit) Constantly Dirty Cotton Soldier Creepin' Crybaby Cult Leader Cursed D.K.N.Y D.K.N.Y. Dead Alive Dead Alive (Skit) Delusional Demons Devil Boy Doin It Doin' It Don't Tweet This Don't Tweet This Down For The Block Dr. Frazier's Office (Intro Skit) DrFrazier's Office (Intro Skit) Drill Team Drowning Dwamn Dyin' Flyin' (Feat. Krizz Kaliko) Dyin\u2019 Flyin\u2019 Dysfunctional E.B.A.H. E.M.J. Earregular Earthquake Eenie Meanie Miny Ho Ego Trippin' Einstein Einstein Tech N9ne Einstien EMJ Erbody But Me Everybody Move F.A.N.S. F.A.N.S. (Forever Accepting N9ne's Soul) F.T.I F.T.I. F.T.I.2 F**k Food Face Paint Fan Or Foe Far Away Far Out Fear Fear (Feat. Mackenzie O Guin) Fear (feat. Mackenzie O'guin) Feels Like Heaven Fire In AC Fired (feat. Stevie Stone & Darrein Safron) Flash / Your Decent Flash/Your Descent Flash\/Your Decent Flipside (Rough Version) Fortune Force Field Fragile Freaky Freaky Lil' Things Fu Pay Me Fuck Food Fuck'em Girl Fucked Up Day Gamer Gangsta Shap Get Blowed Get Off Me Get Paid Get Ya Head Right Girl Crazy 'Crazy Love' Girl Crazy (Crazy Love) Girl Crazy "Crazy Love" Give It All Give It All (Feat. Audio Push & Krizz Kaliko) Give It Up God Complex Gods Godspeed Going Bad Great Night Great Night (feat. Ces Cru) Groupie Gunz Will Bust Happy Ending Hard Hard (A Monster Made It) Hard (A Monster Made It) (feat. Murs) Hard (A Monster Made) (Feat. Murs) Harvey Dent He's A Mental Giant He's A Mental Giant Head Now Heavy Here Comes Tecca Nina Here I Come Hiccup Hold On Me Holier Than Thou Hood Go Crazy Hood Go Crazy (feat. 2 Chainz & B.o.B.) Horns Horns [feat. King Gordy, Prozak] Hunger Hunterish Hunterish [feat. Irv Da Phenom, Krizz Kaliko] Hydro I Can Feel It I Didn't Lie I Didn't Lie I Get It Now I Love Music I Love You But Fuck You I Need A Drink I.L.L. I'll Pass I'm a Playa I'm a Playa - Remix I'm Not A Saint I'll Pass I'm A Playa I'm Not A Saint If I Could Illa Imma Tell In My Head In The Air In The Trunk Interview with Jason Whitlock Intruders It Was An Accident It Was An Accident [feat. Alan Wayne] It's Alive It's What You Thinkin' It's Alive It's What You Thinkin' Jacob Wells Message (Skit) Jellysickle Jumpin' Jax Jumpin' Jax K.O.D. K.O.D. [feat. Mackenzie O'Guin] Kansas City King Kansas City Shuffle Kansas City Shuffle (intro) KC Tea Keep It One Hunit Keep On Keepin' On Keep On Keepin' On Killer Kjomd Klusterfuk Kocky Lacrimosa Last Sad Song Last Words Leave Me Alone Let's Get It Started Let's Go Lets Ride Lick Your Teeth Life Sentences Life Sentences (Feat. Krizz Kaliko, Joey Cool, & G... Like I Died Like I Died (Remix) Like Yeah Livin' Like I'm Dyin' Losin' My Mind Loud Love 2 Dislike Me M T M D (Skit) Make Waves Make Waves (feat. Krizz Kaliko, Rittz and Tyler Ly... Make Waves (Feat. Krizz Kaliko, Rittz, Tyler Lyon) Mama Nem Martini Meant To Happen Melancholy Maze/My World Intro Melancholy Maze/My World Intro/My World Melancholy Maze\/My World Intro\/My World Message To MURS Message To MURS Skit Message To The Black Man Messages Midwest Choppers Midwest Choppers 2 Military Military (Skit) Millieum Mitch Mind Kcuf Mind Of A Killer Misery Mitch Bade Mitchell Bade Mitchell Bade (Interlude) Mizery Mizzizy Gets Bizzy MMM Monster More Psycho Messages More Psycho Messages (Skit) Ms. Gottalottavit Ms. Walker/Brooklyn Martino Intro Muah (feat. Krizz Kaliko) My Favorite My Haiku-Burn The World My Own Hell My Wife, My Bitch, My Girl My World Na Na (Feat. Rittz, Stevie Stone) Need Jesus Need More Angels Need More Angels With Prayer News With Mark Alford 1 (Skit) News With Mark Alford 2 (Skit) News With Mark Alford 3 (Skit) Next Message (Skit) Niggas Night And Day Night And Day/T.E.C.H. Radio No Gun Control No K (Feat. E-40 & Krizz Kaliko) No More Music By The Suckas Nobody Cares Nobody Cares (The Remix) (Feat. Krizz Kaliko, Stev... Nobody Cares [Remix] (feat. Bernz, Ces Cru, Godemi... Nobody Cares [Remix] (feat. Bernz, Godemis, Krizz ... Nobody Cares [The Remix] Nothin' Nothin' Now It's On Now It's On O.G. Oh You Didn't Know On Our Way to L.A. On The Bible On The Bible (Feat. Zuse & T.I.) One Night Stand Oon9na Over It Over It (feat. Ryan Bradley) Overtime Overwhelming P.A.S.E.O., The (The Poem Aaron Saw Extra Ordinary... Paint A Dark Picture Paint On Your Pillowcase Paper Paper/Brian B Shynin Intro Party And Bullshit Party The Pain Away Pbsa PBSA (feat. CES Cru) Pick Up Pillow Talkin' Pillow Talkin' Pinocchiho Planet Rock 2k Planet Rock 2K (Original Version) Poh Me Anutha Poisoning The Well Pornographic Pow Pow Pr 2K1 Praise K.O.D. (feat. Ryan Bradley) Praise KOD Priorities Promiseland Psycho Bitch Psycho Bitch III Psycho Bitch III (Feat. Hopsin) PTSD Pu Wah Wah Public School Purgatory Push Start (feat. Big Scoob) Questions Questions (rough Draft) R.I.P. Ray (Skit) Rain\/Welcome Back\/Party Hard Real With Yourself (feat. Tech N9ne) Red Nose Red Rags Red Rags (feat. Big Scoob, Jay Rock and Kutt Calho... Red Rags (Feat. Kutt Calhoun, Big Scoob, Jay Rock) Regime Mobstaz Relish Retrogression Riot Maker/Enjoy Riotmaker Road Rage Roadkill Rock & Roll Nigga Rock Yo Head Rock-A-Bye Rockabye Runaway Running Out Of Time Running Out Of Time (R.O.O.T.) S.H.E. S.I.M.O.N. Says S.I.M.O.NSays Sad Circus Sean Tyler Intro See Me Serial Killas Sex To The Beat Shadows On The Road Shadows On The Road [feat. Krizz Kaliko] Shame on Me She Devil Should I Killer Shroud Shroud (Feat. Krizz Kaliko) Sickology 101 Slacker Slave Sleeping Beauty Slither Slow To Me Slow To Me (feat. Krizz Kaliko & Rittz) Smoke Sumthing Snake Ya So Dope So Dope (They Wanna) So Lonely Soldiers At War Somebody Else Somethin' To See Somethin’ To See Sorry N' Shit SOTG Remix Intro Speed Of Sound Speedom Speedom (Worldwide Choppers 2) Speedom (WWC2) Speedom (WWC2) (Feat. Eminem & Krizz Kaliko) Sriracha Stamina Stars Starting To Turn Stink (feat. Kendall Morgan, Krizz Kaliko and Stev... Stink (Feat. Krizz Kaliko, Stevie Stone, Kendall M... Stop the Sailor Straight Out The Gate Straight Out The Gate (The Scott Stevens Remix) (F... Strange Strange 2013 Strange Music Box Strangeulation 1 Strangeulation I Strangeulation II (feat. Brotha Lynch Hung, Godemi... Strangeulation II (Feat. Godemis, Stevie Stone, Mu... Strangeulation III (feat. Bernz, Kutt Calhoun, Ubi... Strangeulation III (Feat. Wreckonize, Bernz, Kutt ... Strangeulation IV (feat. Big Scoob, Krizz Kaliko, ... Strangeulation IV (Feat. Ritzz, Prozak, Big Scoob,... Strangeulation Vol. II (Cypher I) Strangeulation Vol. II Cypher I Strangeulation Vol. II Cypher II Strangeulation Vol. II Cypher II (feat. CES Cru & ... Strangeulation Vol. II Cypher III Strangeulation Vol. II Cypher III (feat. Big Scoob... Strangeulation Vol. II Cypher IV Strangeulation Vol. II Cypher IV (feat. Krizz Kali... Strangeulation Vol. II Cypher V Strangeulation Vol. II Cypher V (feat. MURS, Wreko... Sut Mig T9X Take It Off Tales of the Terrorist Technicians Tell Me If I’m Trippin’ (feat. Prozak, Brotha ... That Box That's My Kid The Needle The Beast The Boogie Man The Calling The Calling (feat. Tyler Lyon) The Ghost (Therapy) [Skit] The Long Way The Martini [feat. Krizz Kaliko] The Noose The People Speak Skit The Pick Up (Skit) The Pledge The Pledge (Intro) The Procedure (Intro) The Rain/Welcome Back/Party Hard The Real Thing The Sexorcist (Infomercial) The Thing The Warning (Skit) Therapy Skit Three (Skit) This Is Hip Hop This Ring Thizzles Thug Pit Tormented Torrid (feat. Tyler Lyon) Trapped In a Psycho's Body Trippin' Comin' Trippin\u2019 Comin\u2019 Turn Twerk Twisted Ugly Duckling Unfair URALYA Wake And Bake (feat. Krizz Kaliko & Mayday! Walk These Shoes Warning We Are Free We Are Free (feat. Bernz and Wrekonize) We Are Free (Feat. Wreckonize, Bernz) We Just Wanna Party (feat. Rittz & Darrein Safron) We Kixin' It We Miss You Man Man (Skit) Welcome To Strangeland Welcome To The Midwest What If It Was Me What If It Were Me What We Are What's Next What's Yo Psycho? When Demons Come Which One (feat. Godemis and Murs) Which One (Feat. Godemis, Murs) Who You Came To See Wifi Wifi (WeeFee) With The BS Withdrawl (Feat. Krizz Kaliko) Wither Wither (Feat. Corey Taylor) Won't You Come Dirty World Wide Chopper Worldly Angel Worldwide Choppers Worst Enemy Ya Killin Me Ya Killin' Me Yada, Yada, Yada Yates (Feat. Marcus Yates) Yeah Ya Can You Don't Want It You Owe Like Pookie