The Martini.
In movie terms, directors use this phrase to describe the last shot of the day while on set.
The stories you are about to hear are true.
The names have been kept the same to reflect the Strange.
This is the Martini...
[Verse 1:]
This is Sam.
He was so in love with her, but she was young,
So that put her off in a jam,
Though, she was sweet as a yam,
She wanted to explore other options with her man,
Straight sending Sam into a rampage,
And no matter what his fam says,
He's lost without this woman,
And don't wanna live any damn ways,
Now he's thinkin', that he ain't gon' live,
She ain't gon' live,
And the other man's mercy, he ain't gon' give,
This what love do, it cops a .38 snub to,
Knock on ya door, and take somebody that used to love you,
Rub you the wrong way, then it's blood true,
Love through, she's slug one and he's slug two,
Then on a rainy evening, with a panicked feelin',
Went to her home and looked through the window and Sammy sees them,
The door's between her and the Necromancer,
And what you think is gon' happen if she answers?
[Chorus: ~Krizz Kaliko~]
Take a drink,
It's more than what you think,
I gotta let you know,
Don't plan on letting you go,
But if you have to leave,
That's where we'll end the scene,
This is the Martini.
Last shot's for you or me....
[Verse 2:]
Yo, This is Isaiah,
I guess he was aight, say a,
Lady's man, all the women used to call him the KCI Playa,
Flying multiple chicks in, give the stick then dismiss them,
But somethin's gonna happen that'll twist him,
He fell in love with a beautiful black woman,
But he ended up having a couple problems with that woman,
Talkin' to other men, did it behind his back on 'em,
Facebook, Computer love, crept on the Mac on 'em,
Now he's salty, cause he found the woman he loves is faulty,
He told her at the very beginning 'Don't You Ever Cross Me.'
Now that she did it, he plans to do something unlawfully,
Get a gun off the street, because he was treated so awfully,
One bullet for her, one bullet for him,
Crimes of passion, ain't no more pullin' for them,
And the worst way, we broke apart, it really hurts lady,
I've gotta go, but yo, you gotta go first baby.
[Chorus: ~Krizz Kaliko~]
Take a drink,
It's more than what you think,
I gotta let you know,
Don't plan on letting you go,
But if you have to leave,
That's where we'll end the scene,
This is the Martini.
Last shot's for you or me....
[Verse 3:]
This is Brian,
He was a rebel and stayed on another level,
And had no intentions of dying,
He loved Kim a lot, above them was not,
But a jealous ex-husband would love them to rot,
I guess he loved kim still,
His only thoughts him, them, kill,
'Cause he a coward motha fucka,
On Christmas Eve he broke in and waited in they house for hours,
Crazy mother fucker!
Brian pulled up with Kim and little Alissa in the car,
Saw a shadow in the house from afar and said 'Wait!
Got out the car, opened the gate, walked in the house,
And her fucking ex sealed my nigga's fate.
That was my best friend, Bitch Ass Nigga!
Walked out the house and shot Kim right in front of Alissa,
Then he saved the last shot for him, blast!
Now you better hope I don't go to hell, because I'ma be on your ass!
[Chorus: ~Krizz Kaliko~]
Take a drink,
It's more than what you think,
I gotta let you know,
Don't plan on letting you go,
But if you have to leave,
That's where we'll end the scene,
This is the Martini.
Last shot's for you or me....
Martini
Tech N9ne
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Lyrics by Tech N9ne
187 On A Hook 1zie 2 Piece A Certain Comfort A Certain Comfort (Feat. Kate Rose) A Real 1 Absolute Power Actin Like You Know Afterparty All Day All Night Alone Alucard Am I A Psycho American Horror Story American Horror Story (Ces Cru) American Horror Story (feat. Ces Cru) Angry Caller Angry Caller (Skit) Anywhere Areola Areola 18 Aw Yeah (interVENTion) Aw Yeah? Aw Yeah? (InterVENTion) Awkward B. Boy B. Boy [feat. Big Scoob, Bumpy Knuckles, Kutt Calh... B.I.T.C.H. Bad Season Bad Season Skit Bass Ackwards Bass Ackwards (Feat. Lil Wayne, Yo Gotti & Big Sco... BBoy Be Jealous Be Warned Beautiful Music Believe Bianca's & Beatrice's Bianca's & Beatrice's Bianca's And Beatrice's Bianca's & Beatrice's Big Bad Wolf Big Scoob Bite Me Blackboy Blown Away Blue Streak Blunt And A Ho (feat. MURS & Ubiquitous) Blur Boogieman Bootlegger (Skit)/Areola/Bootlegger (Outro) Boss Doggs Bout Ta' Bubble Boy Toy Breathe Broken Chains Buddah Burn It Down (Feat. Ryan Bradley) Buss Serves Call From KC Poet Camile Call From KC Poet Camile (Skit) Call From Richie (Skit) Can't Shake It Can't Stand Me Can't Stand Me Caribou Lou Check Yo Temperature Check Yo Temperature [feat. Sundae, T-Nutty] Chilly Rub (feat. Stevie Stone & Godemis) Choking From It (Skit) Choosin Cloudy Eyed Stroll Cloudy-Eyed Stroll (Remix) Clueless Colorado Come Gangsta (Mixtape) Condolences Condolences (Skit) Constantly Dirty Cotton Soldier Creepin' Crybaby Cult Leader Cursed D.K.N.Y D.K.N.Y. Dead Alive Dead Alive (Skit) Delusional Demons Devil Boy Doin It Doin' It Don't Tweet This Don't Tweet This Down For The Block Dr. Frazier's Office (Intro Skit) DrFrazier's Office (Intro Skit) Drill Team Drowning Dwamn Dyin' Flyin' (Feat. Krizz Kaliko) Dyin\u2019 Flyin\u2019 Dysfunctional E.B.A.H. E.M.J. Earregular Earthquake Eenie Meanie Miny Ho Ego Trippin' Einstein Einstein Tech N9ne Einstien EMJ Erbody But Me Everybody Move F.A.N.S. F.A.N.S. (Forever Accepting N9ne's Soul) F.T.I F.T.I. F.T.I.2 F**k Food Face Paint Fan Or Foe Far Away Far Out Fear Fear (Feat. Mackenzie O Guin) Fear (feat. Mackenzie O'guin) Feels Like Heaven Fire In AC Fired (feat. Stevie Stone & Darrein Safron) Flash / Your Decent Flash/Your Descent Flash\/Your Decent Flipside (Rough Version) Fortune Force Field Fragile Freaky Freaky Lil' Things Fu Pay Me Fuck Food Fuck'em Girl Fucked Up Day Gamer Gangsta Shap Get Blowed Get Off Me Get Paid Get Ya Head Right Girl Crazy 'Crazy Love' Girl Crazy (Crazy Love) Girl Crazy "Crazy Love" Give It All Give It All (Feat. Audio Push & Krizz Kaliko) Give It Up God Complex Gods Godspeed Going Bad Great Night Great Night (feat. Ces Cru) Groupie Gunz Will Bust Happy Ending Hard Hard (A Monster Made It) Hard (A Monster Made It) (feat. Murs) Hard (A Monster Made) (Feat. Murs) Harvey Dent He's A Mental Giant He's A Mental Giant Head Now Heavy Here Comes Tecca Nina Here I Come Hiccup Hold On Me Holier Than Thou Hood Go Crazy Hood Go Crazy (feat. 2 Chainz & B.o.B.) Horns Horns [feat. King Gordy, Prozak] Hunger Hunterish Hunterish [feat. Irv Da Phenom, Krizz Kaliko] Hydro I Can Feel It I Didn't Lie I Didn't Lie I Get It Now I Love Music I Love You But Fuck You I Need A Drink I.L.L. I'll Pass I'm a Playa I'm a Playa - Remix I'm Not A Saint I'll Pass I'm A Playa I'm Not A Saint If I Could Illa Imma Tell In My Head In The Air In The Trunk Interview with Jason Whitlock Intruders It Was An Accident It Was An Accident [feat. Alan Wayne] It's Alive It's What You Thinkin' It's Alive It's What You Thinkin' Jacob Wells Message (Skit) Jellysickle Jumpin' Jax Jumpin' Jax K.O.D. K.O.D. [feat. Mackenzie O'Guin] Kansas City King Kansas City Shuffle Kansas City Shuffle (intro) KC Tea Keep It One Hunit Keep On Keepin' On Keep On Keepin' On Killer Kjomd Klusterfuk Kocky Lacrimosa Last Sad Song Last Words Leave Me Alone Let's Get It Started Let's Go Lets Ride Lick Your Teeth Life Sentences Life Sentences (Feat. Krizz Kaliko, Joey Cool, & G... Like I Died Like I Died (Remix) Like Yeah Livin' Like I'm Dyin' Losin' My Mind Loud Love 2 Dislike Me M T M D (Skit) Make Waves Make Waves (feat. Krizz Kaliko, Rittz and Tyler Ly... Make Waves (Feat. Krizz Kaliko, Rittz, Tyler Lyon) Mama Nem Meant To Happen Melancholy Maze/My World Intro Melancholy Maze/My World Intro/My World Melancholy Maze\/My World Intro\/My World Message To MURS Message To MURS Skit Message To The Black Man Messages Midwest Choppers Midwest Choppers 2 Military Military (Skit) Millieum Mitch Mind Kcuf Mind Of A Killer Misery Mitch Bade Mitchell Bade Mitchell Bade (Interlude) Mizery Mizzizy Gets Bizzy MMM Monster More Psycho Messages More Psycho Messages (Skit) Ms. Gottalottavit Ms. Walker/Brooklyn Martino Intro Muah (feat. Krizz Kaliko) My Favorite My Haiku-Burn The World My Own Hell My Wife, My Bitch, My Girl My World Na Na (Feat. Rittz, Stevie Stone) Need Jesus Need More Angels Need More Angels With Prayer News With Mark Alford 1 (Skit) News With Mark Alford 2 (Skit) News With Mark Alford 3 (Skit) Next Message (Skit) Niggas Night And Day Night And Day/T.E.C.H. Radio No Gun Control No K (Feat. E-40 & Krizz Kaliko) No More Music By The Suckas Nobody Cares Nobody Cares (The Remix) (Feat. Krizz Kaliko, Stev... Nobody Cares [Remix] (feat. Bernz, Ces Cru, Godemi... Nobody Cares [Remix] (feat. Bernz, Godemis, Krizz ... Nobody Cares [The Remix] Nothin' Nothin' Now It's On Now It's On O.G. Oh You Didn't Know On Our Way to L.A. On The Bible On The Bible (Feat. Zuse & T.I.) One Night Stand Oon9na Over It Over It (feat. Ryan Bradley) Overtime Overwhelming P.A.S.E.O., The (The Poem Aaron Saw Extra Ordinary... Paint A Dark Picture Paint On Your Pillowcase Paper Paper/Brian B Shynin Intro Party And Bullshit Party The Pain Away Pbsa PBSA (feat. CES Cru) Pick Up Pillow Talkin' Pillow Talkin' Pinocchiho Planet Rock 2k Planet Rock 2K (Down South Mix) Planet Rock 2K (Original Version) Poh Me Anutha Poisoning The Well Pornographic Pow Pow Pr 2K1 Praise K.O.D. (feat. Ryan Bradley) Praise KOD Priorities Promiseland Psycho Bitch Psycho Bitch III Psycho Bitch III (Feat. Hopsin) PTSD Pu Wah Wah Public School Purgatory Push Start (feat. Big Scoob) Questions Questions (rough Draft) R.I.P. Ray (Skit) Rain\/Welcome Back\/Party Hard Real With Yourself (feat. Tech N9ne) Red Nose Red Rags Red Rags (feat. Big Scoob, Jay Rock and Kutt Calho... Red Rags (Feat. Kutt Calhoun, Big Scoob, Jay Rock) Regime Mobstaz Relish Retrogression Riot Maker/Enjoy Riotmaker Road Rage Roadkill Rock & Roll Nigga Rock Yo Head Rock-A-Bye Rockabye Runaway Running Out Of Time Running Out Of Time (R.O.O.T.) S.H.E. S.I.M.O.N. Says S.I.M.O.NSays Sad Circus Sean Tyler Intro See Me Serial Killas Sex To The Beat Shadows On The Road Shadows On The Road [feat. Krizz Kaliko] Shame on Me She Devil Should I Killer Shroud Shroud (Feat. Krizz Kaliko) Sickology 101 Slacker Slave Sleeping Beauty Slither Slow To Me Slow To Me (feat. Krizz Kaliko & Rittz) Smoke Sumthing Snake Ya So Dope So Dope (They Wanna) So Lonely Soldiers At War Somebody Else Somethin' To See Somethin’ To See Sorry N' Shit SOTG Remix Intro Speed Of Sound Speedom Speedom (Worldwide Choppers 2) Speedom (WWC2) Speedom (WWC2) (Feat. Eminem & Krizz Kaliko) Sriracha Stamina Stars Starting To Turn Stink (feat. Kendall Morgan, Krizz Kaliko and Stev... Stink (Feat. Krizz Kaliko, Stevie Stone, Kendall M... Stop the Sailor Straight Out The Gate Straight Out The Gate (The Scott Stevens Remix) (F... Strange Strange 2013 Strange Music Box Strangeulation 1 Strangeulation I Strangeulation II (feat. Brotha Lynch Hung, Godemi... Strangeulation II (Feat. Godemis, Stevie Stone, Mu... Strangeulation III (feat. Bernz, Kutt Calhoun, Ubi... Strangeulation III (Feat. Wreckonize, Bernz, Kutt ... Strangeulation IV (feat. Big Scoob, Krizz Kaliko, ... Strangeulation IV (Feat. Ritzz, Prozak, Big Scoob,... Strangeulation Vol. II (Cypher I) Strangeulation Vol. II Cypher I Strangeulation Vol. II Cypher II Strangeulation Vol. II Cypher II (feat. CES Cru & ... Strangeulation Vol. II Cypher III Strangeulation Vol. II Cypher III (feat. Big Scoob... Strangeulation Vol. II Cypher IV Strangeulation Vol. II Cypher IV (feat. Krizz Kali... Strangeulation Vol. II Cypher V Strangeulation Vol. II Cypher V (feat. MURS, Wreko... Sut Mig T9X Take It Off Tales of the Terrorist Technicians Tell Me If I’m Trippin’ (feat. Prozak, Brotha ... That Box That's My Kid The Needle The Beast The Boogie Man The Calling The Calling (feat. Tyler Lyon) The Ghost (Therapy) [Skit] The Long Way The Martini [feat. Krizz Kaliko] The Noose The People Speak Skit The Pick Up (Skit) The Pledge The Pledge (Intro) The Procedure (Intro) The Rain/Welcome Back/Party Hard The Real Thing The Sexorcist (Infomercial) The Thing The Warning (Skit) Therapy Skit Three (Skit) This Is Hip Hop This Ring Thizzles Thug Pit Tormented Torrid (feat. Tyler Lyon) Trapped In a Psycho's Body Trippin' Comin' Trippin\u2019 Comin\u2019 Turn Twerk Twisted Ugly Duckling Unfair URALYA Wake And Bake (feat. Krizz Kaliko & Mayday! Walk These Shoes Warning We Are Free We Are Free (feat. Bernz and Wrekonize) We Are Free (Feat. Wreckonize, Bernz) We Just Wanna Party (feat. Rittz & Darrein Safron) We Kixin' It We Miss You Man Man (Skit) Welcome To Strangeland Welcome To The Midwest What If It Was Me What If It Were Me What We Are What's Next What's Yo Psycho? When Demons Come Which One (feat. Godemis and Murs) Which One (Feat. Godemis, Murs) Who You Came To See Wifi Wifi (WeeFee) With The BS Withdrawl (Feat. Krizz Kaliko) Wither Wither (Feat. Corey Taylor) Won't You Come Dirty World Wide Chopper Worldly Angel Worldwide Choppers Worst Enemy Ya Killin Me Ya Killin' Me Yada, Yada, Yada Yates (Feat. Marcus Yates) Yeah Ya Can You Don't Want It You Owe Like Pookie
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