[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]
IRS took all my money, I was a stupid kid
Cause I didn't pay taxes when shit was lucrative
So I had to start over, good thing I shoot the shit
Off enough to not take me away to do big bits
So I say that to say that I'm straight building
But it really hurts when the government take millions
Since I was shady had two ladies to make children
The same time when they do college you break scrillion
So you think of doing the shit that be un-earthly
To be sure your daughter stay steady and up in Berkley
Money be the problem, but other things be here to curse me
Hurt my girl so much she now doing the shit to hurt me
Wifey cheated after I did and skeeted
My life is a Red Hot Chilli Pepper I eat it
Like I'm Anthony Kiedis, I'm heated
So, just like a man, I resort to my penis
So check it out
[Hook: Tech N9ne] (x2)
I got a blunt (And a ho)
I ain't about to spend my whole day stuck in the funk
So I'm about to get drunk (And a ho)
Sitting right on top of me with that incredible rump
So check it out
[Verse 2: Murs]
I used to have this festival called Paid Dues
But I never fully got paid, dude (Really?)
The IRS thought they think I did
And now they after the kid, shit
And I'm the only one in my household that go to work
Ain't getting no pussy, so now I gotta jerk
Feeling like a jerk and that ain't ever gonna work
Playing positive, but ain't getting none of the perks
What to do when your IG popping off?
Snapchat got the gym rat panties dropping off
Saying all she want is this dick, whether it hard or soft
Closest I been to pussy is fish sticks and tartar sauce
And I ain't tryna be no martyr boss
Fucked around and she done pissed Nick Carter off
This nigga Tech got me high and now I finally got a good alibi
So check it out, I got a...
[Hook: Tech N9ne] (x2)
I got a blunt (And a ho)
I ain't about to spend my whole day stuck in the funk
So I'm about to get drunk (And a ho)
Sitting right on top of me with that incredible rump
So check it out
[Verse 3: Ubiquitous]
I got a chick out of town always giving me stuff
She stay mad as a fuck cause I don't visit enough
So she calls me to cuss
I don't know what it was, but, uh, something that I does got 'em falling in love
So we on the phone beefing and she crying to me
Like U-B-I, you be fly, but you be lying to me
True, she dying to see where I was and what happened
Studying social media, she trying to catch him
Bad bitch caught him off guard with the condom off
Let her hit, now my dick feel like it falling off
Sperm went and shot 'em off burning like a Molotov
Word to my mama, I'm disturbed by a lot of broads
That's word to mother, son, I cut her off
Baby, she make me cum a lot, but it come at a cost
I got a girl I love, and I lost, we'll never reconcile
She played me like a pawn for the record
So check it out, I got a...
[Hook: Tech N9ne] (x2)
I got a blunt (And a ho)
I ain't about to spend my whole day stuck in the funk
So I'm about to get drunk (And a ho)
Sitting right on top of me with that incredible rump
So check it out
[Outro: Murs]
Oh, man (Ah, shit)
Boss man, boss man
I told you I don't smoke man, you know I don't do that shit
Ay, y'all hear that?
Is that my phone? Hold up
Hello? Hey baby, uh, nah, hold on
Ay, y'all do I sound high?
Fuck! Y'all gon' get me a divorce, man
God damn it
Hold on, baby, I'll call you right back
Blunt And A Ho (feat. MURS & Ubiquitous)
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187 On A Hook 1zie 2 Piece A Certain Comfort A Certain Comfort (Feat. Kate Rose) A Real 1 Absolute Power Actin Like You Know Afterparty All Day All Night Alone Alucard Am I A Psycho American Horror Story American Horror Story (Ces Cru) American Horror Story (feat. Ces Cru) Angry Caller Angry Caller (Skit) Anywhere Areola Areola 18 Aw Yeah (interVENTion) Aw Yeah? Aw Yeah? (InterVENTion) Awkward B. Boy B. Boy [feat. Big Scoob, Bumpy Knuckles, Kutt Calh... B.I.T.C.H. Bad Season Bad Season Skit Bass Ackwards Bass Ackwards (Feat. Lil Wayne, Yo Gotti & Big Sco... BBoy Be Jealous Be Warned Beautiful Music Believe Bianca's & Beatrice's Bianca's & Beatrice's Bianca's And Beatrice's Bianca's & Beatrice's Big Bad Wolf Big Scoob Bite Me Blackboy Blown Away Blue Streak Blur Boogieman Bootlegger (Skit)/Areola/Bootlegger (Outro) Boss Doggs Bout Ta' Bubble Boy Toy Breathe Broken Chains Buddah Burn It Down (Feat. Ryan Bradley) Buss Serves Call From KC Poet Camile Call From KC Poet Camile (Skit) Call From Richie (Skit) Can't Shake It Can't Stand Me Can't Stand Me Caribou Lou Check Yo Temperature Check Yo Temperature [feat. Sundae, T-Nutty] Chilly Rub (feat. Stevie Stone & Godemis) Choking From It (Skit) Choosin Cloudy Eyed Stroll Cloudy-Eyed Stroll (Remix) Clueless Colorado Come Gangsta (Mixtape) Condolences Condolences (Skit) Constantly Dirty Cotton Soldier Creepin' Crybaby Cult Leader Cursed D.K.N.Y D.K.N.Y. Dead Alive Dead Alive (Skit) Delusional Demons Devil Boy Doin It Doin' It Don't Tweet This Don't Tweet This Down For The Block Dr. Frazier's Office (Intro Skit) DrFrazier's Office (Intro Skit) Drill Team Drowning Dwamn Dyin' Flyin' (Feat. Krizz Kaliko) Dyin\u2019 Flyin\u2019 Dysfunctional E.B.A.H. E.M.J. Earregular Earthquake Eenie Meanie Miny Ho Ego Trippin' Einstein Einstein Tech N9ne Einstien EMJ Erbody But Me Everybody Move F.A.N.S. F.A.N.S. (Forever Accepting N9ne's Soul) F.T.I F.T.I. F.T.I.2 F**k Food Face Paint Fan Or Foe Far Away Far Out Fear Fear (Feat. Mackenzie O Guin) Fear (feat. Mackenzie O'guin) Feels Like Heaven Fire In AC Fired (feat. Stevie Stone & Darrein Safron) Flash / Your Decent Flash/Your Descent Flash\/Your Decent Flipside (Rough Version) Fortune Force Field Fragile Freaky Freaky Lil' Things Fu Pay Me Fuck Food Fuck'em Girl Fucked Up Day Gamer Gangsta Shap Get Blowed Get Off Me Get Paid Get Ya Head Right Girl Crazy 'Crazy Love' Girl Crazy (Crazy Love) Girl Crazy "Crazy Love" Give It All Give It All (Feat. Audio Push & Krizz Kaliko) Give It Up God Complex Gods Godspeed Going Bad Great Night Great Night (feat. Ces Cru) Groupie Gunz Will Bust Happy Ending Hard Hard (A Monster Made It) Hard (A Monster Made It) (feat. Murs) Hard (A Monster Made) (Feat. Murs) Harvey Dent He's A Mental Giant He's A Mental Giant Head Now Heavy Here Comes Tecca Nina Here I Come Hiccup Hold On Me Holier Than Thou Hood Go Crazy Hood Go Crazy (feat. 2 Chainz & B.o.B.) Horns Horns [feat. King Gordy, Prozak] Hunger Hunterish Hunterish [feat. Irv Da Phenom, Krizz Kaliko] Hydro I Can Feel It I Didn't Lie I Didn't Lie I Get It Now I Love Music I Love You But Fuck You I Need A Drink I.L.L. I'll Pass I'm a Playa I'm a Playa - Remix I'm Not A Saint I'll Pass I'm A Playa I'm Not A Saint If I Could Illa Imma Tell In My Head In The Air In The Trunk Interview with Jason Whitlock Intruders It Was An Accident It Was An Accident [feat. Alan Wayne] It's Alive It's What You Thinkin' It's Alive It's What You Thinkin' Jacob Wells Message (Skit) Jellysickle Jumpin' Jax Jumpin' Jax K.O.D. K.O.D. [feat. Mackenzie O'Guin] Kansas City King Kansas City Shuffle Kansas City Shuffle (intro) KC Tea Keep It One Hunit Keep On Keepin' On Keep On Keepin' On Killer Kjomd Klusterfuk Kocky Lacrimosa Last Sad Song Last Words Leave Me Alone Let's Get It Started Let's Go Lets Ride Lick Your Teeth Life Sentences Life Sentences (Feat. Krizz Kaliko, Joey Cool, & G... Like I Died Like I Died (Remix) Like Yeah Livin' Like I'm Dyin' Losin' My Mind Loud Love 2 Dislike Me M T M D (Skit) Make Waves Make Waves (feat. Krizz Kaliko, Rittz and Tyler Ly... Make Waves (Feat. Krizz Kaliko, Rittz, Tyler Lyon) Mama Nem Martini Meant To Happen Melancholy Maze/My World Intro Melancholy Maze/My World Intro/My World Melancholy Maze\/My World Intro\/My World Message To MURS Message To MURS Skit Message To The Black Man Messages Midwest Choppers Midwest Choppers 2 Military Military (Skit) Millieum Mitch Mind Kcuf Mind Of A Killer Misery Mitch Bade Mitchell Bade Mitchell Bade (Interlude) Mizery Mizzizy Gets Bizzy MMM Monster More Psycho Messages More Psycho Messages (Skit) Ms. Gottalottavit Ms. Walker/Brooklyn Martino Intro Muah (feat. Krizz Kaliko) My Favorite My Haiku-Burn The World My Own Hell My Wife, My Bitch, My Girl My World Na Na (Feat. Rittz, Stevie Stone) Need Jesus Need More Angels Need More Angels With Prayer News With Mark Alford 1 (Skit) News With Mark Alford 2 (Skit) News With Mark Alford 3 (Skit) Next Message (Skit) Niggas Night And Day Night And Day/T.E.C.H. Radio No Gun Control No K (Feat. E-40 & Krizz Kaliko) No More Music By The Suckas Nobody Cares Nobody Cares (The Remix) (Feat. Krizz Kaliko, Stev... Nobody Cares [Remix] (feat. Bernz, Ces Cru, Godemi... Nobody Cares [Remix] (feat. Bernz, Godemis, Krizz ... Nobody Cares [The Remix] Nothin' Nothin' Now It's On Now It's On O.G. Oh You Didn't Know On Our Way to L.A. On The Bible On The Bible (Feat. Zuse & T.I.) One Night Stand Oon9na Over It Over It (feat. Ryan Bradley) Overtime Overwhelming P.A.S.E.O., The (The Poem Aaron Saw Extra Ordinary... Paint A Dark Picture Paint On Your Pillowcase Paper Paper/Brian B Shynin Intro Party And Bullshit Party The Pain Away Pbsa PBSA (feat. CES Cru) Pick Up Pillow Talkin' Pillow Talkin' Pinocchiho Planet Rock 2k Planet Rock 2K (Down South Mix) Planet Rock 2K (Original Version) Poh Me Anutha Poisoning The Well Pornographic Pow Pow Pr 2K1 Praise K.O.D. (feat. Ryan Bradley) Praise KOD Priorities Promiseland Psycho Bitch Psycho Bitch III Psycho Bitch III (Feat. Hopsin) PTSD Pu Wah Wah Public School Purgatory Push Start (feat. Big Scoob) Questions Questions (rough Draft) R.I.P. Ray (Skit) Rain\/Welcome Back\/Party Hard Real With Yourself (feat. Tech N9ne) Red Nose Red Rags Red Rags (feat. Big Scoob, Jay Rock and Kutt Calho... Red Rags (Feat. Kutt Calhoun, Big Scoob, Jay Rock) Regime Mobstaz Relish Retrogression Riot Maker/Enjoy Riotmaker Road Rage Roadkill Rock & Roll Nigga Rock Yo Head Rock-A-Bye Rockabye Runaway Running Out Of Time Running Out Of Time (R.O.O.T.) S.H.E. S.I.M.O.N. Says S.I.M.O.NSays Sad Circus Sean Tyler Intro See Me Serial Killas Sex To The Beat Shadows On The Road Shadows On The Road [feat. Krizz Kaliko] Shame on Me She Devil Should I Killer Shroud Shroud (Feat. Krizz Kaliko) Sickology 101 Slacker Slave Sleeping Beauty Slither Slow To Me Slow To Me (feat. Krizz Kaliko & Rittz) Smoke Sumthing Snake Ya So Dope So Dope (They Wanna) So Lonely Soldiers At War Somebody Else Somethin' To See Somethin’ To See Sorry N' Shit SOTG Remix Intro Speed Of Sound Speedom Speedom (Worldwide Choppers 2) Speedom (WWC2) Speedom (WWC2) (Feat. Eminem & Krizz Kaliko) Sriracha Stamina Stars Starting To Turn Stink (feat. Kendall Morgan, Krizz Kaliko and Stev... Stink (Feat. Krizz Kaliko, Stevie Stone, Kendall M... Stop the Sailor Straight Out The Gate Straight Out The Gate (The Scott Stevens Remix) (F... Strange Strange 2013 Strange Music Box Strangeulation 1 Strangeulation I Strangeulation II (feat. Brotha Lynch Hung, Godemi... Strangeulation II (Feat. Godemis, Stevie Stone, Mu... Strangeulation III (feat. Bernz, Kutt Calhoun, Ubi... Strangeulation III (Feat. Wreckonize, Bernz, Kutt ... Strangeulation IV (feat. Big Scoob, Krizz Kaliko, ... Strangeulation IV (Feat. Ritzz, Prozak, Big Scoob,... 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Tyler Lyon) Trapped In a Psycho's Body Trippin' Comin' Trippin\u2019 Comin\u2019 Turn Twerk Twisted Ugly Duckling Unfair URALYA Wake And Bake (feat. Krizz Kaliko & Mayday! Walk These Shoes Warning We Are Free We Are Free (feat. Bernz and Wrekonize) We Are Free (Feat. Wreckonize, Bernz) We Just Wanna Party (feat. Rittz & Darrein Safron) We Kixin' It We Miss You Man Man (Skit) Welcome To Strangeland Welcome To The Midwest What If It Was Me What If It Were Me What We Are What's Next What's Yo Psycho? When Demons Come Which One (feat. Godemis and Murs) Which One (Feat. Godemis, Murs) Who You Came To See Wifi Wifi (WeeFee) With The BS Withdrawl (Feat. Krizz Kaliko) Wither Wither (Feat. Corey Taylor) Won't You Come Dirty World Wide Chopper Worldly Angel Worldwide Choppers Worst Enemy Ya Killin Me Ya Killin' Me Yada, Yada, Yada Yates (Feat. Marcus Yates) Yeah Ya Can You Don't Want It You Owe Like Pookie
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