Ping Pong Song
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P-I-N-GnP-O-N-GnnP-I-N-GnP-O-N-GnnP-I-N-GnP-O-N-GnnP-I-N-GnPnnSipping perrier, playing ping pongnMovin' up the ranks y'allnHey man you know there's nothin' wrongnWith the late night battlenI always stay preparednGot my paddle in my backpacknChallenger's beware.nnWith the P-I-N-GnVolley for the serve, hit it nice and easynSee we got these regulations, for a tournamentnO.R.P.P.R.B., check the documentnnI'll officiate, your event, keep it on the levelnInspect the surfaces, arguments are settlednScrutinize the nets, keep 'em taut and snappynRock the color commentary, keep the people happynnIt's on. the day starts just before dawn,nBrobot's on the front lawn, giving seminarsnOn the finer arts like brutal back hand hitsnPeople linin' up, earnin' new certificatesnnCheck the merchandise, man Grimmy thought of everythingnSweat bands up to grand champion ringsnIt means that nobody leaves empty-handednEvery last ball on the court's O.R.P.P.R.B. brandednnDemand from my sponsors is big and getting betternSee me at the match in my ping pong sweaternIn the locker room, lifting weights to get strongnSipping perrier, playing ping pongnnPing Pong, step up to the tablenPing Pong, with the ball in playnPing Pong, I don't care what you call itnStep up to the table with the ball in playnnPing Pong, step up to the tablenPing Pong, with the ball in playnPing Pong, not once have I fallennStep up to the table with the ball in playnnWhat? Yo, they challenge me? To a sanctioned event?nIt went quick with the skunk, yeah love zero 6nTop Spin smashes, stops them dead in their tracksnYou see the way I relax is winnin' ping pong matchesnVictories are comin' in batchesnWhen I practice, it's back hand --- back hand againnForehand, no return practice sideways spinnThe skin on my paddle's kinda floppynBut it don't stop me, I'll win in any conditionnWhile you wishin' that you could scout out my style and try to copynnI'm in Japan learning secret paddle positionsnI'm on a steady diet: sashimi to gohannI eat with my fingers consult the masters for advice:nn(MC Frontalot)nYou can excel, grasshopper, if you're willing to pay the price!nKeep your eyes on the ball. Feel the paddle like a friend.nYou don't have to have telekinesis but pretendnlike you do. Aim the sphere around the court.nEnter into the slow motion so that time & space distort.nMake report with the paddle; pick pock how it go.nPop-lock as you wield it; feel the ball flownagainst the counter-currents of the motions you make.nYou might mistake it for a simple game of angles, but it ain't.nNow taint the universe with the flavor of your game,ntilt reality around the ball to shape the lanenof its travel. But do not let it unravel fate:ndon't return a volley if it's already too late.nIt's unfair to your opponent how you move through air,nhow you throw away your paddle -- in the back pocket got a spare,nhow you dared him to serve before you got in the room,nhow he tried but the net cradled each as a womb.nNow, assuming that you've got all my lessons ignored...nnSee me at the Comfort Inn at the World TournIt's 4 a.m., I'm eatin' continental breakfastnThe competition don't expect thisnA new serve from Mr. Cyberman, an ace is unexpectednI'm happy as long as my ladder post is protectednOur gear's not the tightest, is all that we foundnThat table might wobble but it don't fall down.nWe're in the locker room liftin' weights, gettin' strongnSippin' Perrier, playing ping pongnnPing Pong, step up to the tablenPing Pong, with the ball in playnPing Pong, I don't care what you call itnStep up to the table with the ball in playnnPing Pong, step up to the tablenPing Pong, with the ball in playnPing Pong, not once have I fallennStep up to the table with the ball in playnnEvery ball is branded, serve it left-handed,nO.R.P.P.R.B., see the label and demand itnIt can get kinda crazy, you understand itnIt don't phase me, it's the just the way that we planned it.(4x)

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