I agree to accept the following terms and regulations put forth by the admnistrators of this community and blah blah blah... I accept.nnHeynListen up newbie, we gotta get a few things straightnWho these people are, that can waitnThis my board, my world, my spacenI wrote every rule you gotta read 'em ok?nCool, I guess that's it man we straightnAnd if you need something I'll be up kinda latenLike two, see that's when it gets badnPeople start flaming and everybody's madnThat's when I gotta bust out the bannTrust me man, some of these people just can't standnOne another, so I gotta cover up a scandalnNah dude I can't let you know my AIM handlennDrop it, I'll grab your IP and block itnIf you can't stay on topic, you got it?nIf I wanna lock it there's no way you can stop menConfident, cocky, the cubicle jockeynnObey the moderator, create a state of calmnScan sentences and announce who's wrongnYou are the troller, one week bannI know your other screen name mannObey the moderator, I cater to the regsnHook 'em up with handles and float all their threadsnYou are the liar, permanent bannI'll nullify your password mannn(Why don't you tell 'em about your sig kid?nYeah, yeah! Tell 'em about your sig!)nnMy sig's kinda big but it's tastefulnMight blink a bit, 80k, there's no way that I be wastefulnPeople get hateful but hey it ain't new to menIt can get crazy, in this communitynDude you gotta unlock your capsnNever argue, I'm gonna walk with you straight to the FAQsnEven then they never relax, it's all grudgesnFrom six months back, still nobody budgesnThe worst? Hackers, scum of the earthnAttack us and laugh us we back up with worknBut whatever, I got an upgrade up my sleevenTrade off sleep for new securitynThat's part of the job I don't mind itnAnd if you break a rule better believe that I'll be the one to find itnI'm tracking down every last duplicate accountnI'm on my way to admin, there's never been a doubtnnI see that you are new to the community and soon to benA troubling influence so you really should be listeningnnObey the moderator, create a state of calmnScan sentences and announce who's wrongnYou are the troller, one week bannI know your other screen name mannObey the moderator, I cater to the regsnHook 'em up with handles and float all the threadsnYou are the liar, permanent bannI'll nullify your password man