Phoney Phranchise
Del Tha Funkee Homosapien

This is real hip hop not no phoney phranchise

Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide

This is D E L not no phoney phranchise

Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide

This is Hieroglyphics not no phoney phranchise

Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide

Rag Del, impetuous, tempestuous,

My power's activated, have to make it, funky

Del deep, scuba diver wet suit who survived to get loose

Brewin' in the test tubes to the rescue, extradition process

To get you all stressed, step onto my office

That's what you call fresh, it's more like some soft breasts

If I stopped cess, I probably would cough less

Test it, just to see if ya'll rested

I'm blessin' the beat just like if I was the best man

Yo, you miss it in ya' public school district

Get a book and do the physics, yo' I got a cool image

Like Hendrix, my kindred, y'all fuck up to my index

Bench press rappers doing sets with my Syntax

Ain't nothin' new motherfucker, man I been black

Impact, remember Malcom X wore a pimp hat

You paper chasin' when you make it then you spit that

That your whole life shoulda never even been rap

Wannabe gangster fool around and get your friend capped

Talkin' hella shit my brother trying to buy a ten sack

Man, just call me amphibious

Submerging so deep yanking curtains on these idiots

Walking 'round oblivious more than annoying

Everywhere I turn a black life is destroyed

And times is getting tough gotta sign for unemployment

Walkin' round the town all 'noid and bent

Out of posture from sixteen blunts, a pint of vodka

Intoxicated some of y'all call it faded

With my headphones slammin' playin Iron Maiden

Sleepin' in the lobby of the Days Inn

Never outdated

When my power's activated, have to make it, funky

I'm barn storming, alluring, curing your ailments with lyrical talismans

Here it is, for the scrutiny of every record reviewer

Your tool to reduce your little rhymes are non existent

Meticulous methods I use to modify, the style you all should try

Posh poetics, cost effective, neck and neck with sun beams

Transcends the fabric of time, yah, it's one thing

Named Hiero, habitual funk, fiends and freakerz

Techniques from the major leaguers leaves you meager

Style malfunctional ,I'm punchin' in early

Right on schedule gold medalist rebellious

(Who?)

Del is, got you cornered like a cougar

Comin' up with new words like you must be a lummox

Wanna infiltrate my crew when you know you'll go nuts

Lactose intolerant your bowels'll blow up

Catostrophic so deep can't locate with metal detectors

Listen more then once you'll need several inspections

I'm sicker than a beef recall, reiterate the fact with flows that free fall

Reintroduction the classic material, that last with imperial

Props and Pop Will Eat Itself

Hotter than coals tread and your feet'll melt

Like plastic i castrate contenders

With a crew that got more power than the Westcoast Avengers

Sit and let your ears swim in the splendor

This is real hip hop not no phoney phranchise

Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide

This is D E L not no phoney phranchise

Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide

This is Hieroglyphics not no phoney phranchise

Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide

Mouth watering musical madness

More bomb than Bombay in glad bags

Get mesmerized, spellbound Del found profound

Hip hop essentials mandatory for the mental

I used to be dazed and confused

Now I'm amazed and amused at life and its clever ruse

I have compassion while other brothers askin' for trouble

Brain damage got 'em befuddle

Yo, while I'm on stage pumpin' fear

Your over there in the corner drinking non alcoholic beer

Dominating, commentating moving on to great things

Embracing the lunacy, lacing the community

With one, two, and three for all clueless emcees

They need guidance, tutorials from the Overlord of skill

Magnifying music with my magnificent mind

That blinds with such shine it's embarrassing

Hop in the caravan with Hiero and hit the road to take care of fans

You know what, I'm claimin' dozens, it's Sudden Impact Crib Death

It's big threat major counter-act like tazers

Trailblazers, we clown the name sayers

I crave flavorings with custom tailorings

I can communicate with aliens, it's a daily routine

It's never failing you fiends to get cream

By the continuity the rhymes move in unity

Perfectly with the tunes, I hope it hits you soon

When my power's activated, have to make it funny

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