A man alone is trying to hold his ownnA man alone, reduced to holding his ownnAll this new-found freedom is so out of sightnI've got a hot date with a baked potato tonightnnAnd you may not want to see itnBut you had better believe itnThis is my one man shownnAh, this is my one man shownAh, this is my one man shownThough it ain't very funnynIt's on an extended run, yeahnThis is my one man shownnWell it's the same performance playing out night after nightn(Night after night after night)nSo take a seat and, baby, I will turn down the lightn(I will turn down the light)nThe curtain is raised and the audience is in for a shocknIt's a holocaust of chrome, black leather and a tissue boxnnAnd I am so glad you showed upnJust in time for 'Men and Motors'nAh, this is my one man shownnYeahnAh, this is my one man shownAh, this is my one man shownThough it ain't very funnynIt's on an extended run, yeahnAh, this is my one man shownnYeah this is my one man shownYeah this is my one man shownYeah this is my one man shownOh this is my one man shownYeah this is my one man shownOh this is my one man shownYeah this is my one man -nnAnd if you still treat your girl like you donWell it may be coming to a town near you, ohnOh this is my one man shownOh this is my one man shownYeah this is my one man show