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Monster In The Closet
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Hey hey, I got a monster in the closet

The door's open even though I've tried to lock it

His teeth are long, he's gonna eat me today

No matter what you say, I won't be OK, so there


Hey hey, won't you just turn out your pocket

And gimme something I can put up on the docket

A simple strategy for fighting it back,

It's not like talking to it nice is gonna put it on track


Just a stick or a broom that'll help me get it out of the room

I don't wanna meet my own doom tonight


So hey, just help me out

Lend me a shotgun please for just one bout


Hey hey, I got a monster in the closet

We used some tape and now we're hoping that'll block it

Must be a gate into another dimension,

And now I feel like a moderator in a detention, but now I'm


Hey hey, just a picture in a locket

Now that it's gone and torn my bones out of their sockets


A solemn memory for those who knew best

But for the monster in the closet, wasn't even a test


So why couldn't you loan me a little help of your own?

You couldn't even look in the room to be sure


So hey, just help me out

Lend me a shotgun please for just one bout

Hey, just help me out

Lend me an 8-gauge please, put it in my mouth


I called, I called your name out loud

You never came and it was just the bones they found

It didn't leave a single bit of meat,

Not enough for positive police ID


And now I'm gone, gone, gone, don't you regret

Never giving me the time you say you'd spend?

Sitting by my crackpot ass in bed


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