They call it KFC, cause its not really chickennHot cheetos for breakfast make a young student sicknAnd did you ever think someone's tricking you?nand the guy in the pulpit is a bigot and a liarnSome kid walks into my school and opens firenHeard any good jokes lately?nCause we sure do need 'emnMy punk band's called Operation Iraqi FreedomnnSo what's it gonna be?nAre you real to me?nOr are you non-dairy creamer?nnA new love is burning up for menCause one in four American girls has an STDnAnd you can buy yourself some implantsnbut you can't buy yourself a soul, threat level orangenWith your chest puffed outnWhat are you so afraid about?nWith your chest puffed outnWhat are you so afraid about?nWhat are you so afraid of?nWhat are you so afraid of?nnSo what's it gonna be?nAre you real to me?nOr are you non-dairy creamer?nnAnd two gay guys got marriednThat brought the family to its kneesnHow did they blow this to smithereens?nJust a couple of queensnHow did they do it I'll tell you nownThey brought marriage to an endnAnd I found myself some culpritsnIt's two young gay republicansnYoung gay republicansnYoung gay republicansnYoung gay republicansnnWhat's it gonna be?nAre you real to me?nOr are you non-dairy creamer?nSo what's it gonna be?nAre you real to me?nOr are you non-dairy creamer?nnMission accomplishednMission accomplishednMission accomplishednMission accomplished