Hey, Will, it's John here
I'm in London on a two week course
I've got a free evening
Thought I'd ring, see what's happening
How about a night on the town
There's a band on at the Half Moon, Putney
There from Dar-es-Salem supposed to be the next big thing
Hey, Will, it's your mate, John
I'm in Town lets have some fun
We could be outrageous and rip up the place
And if you like we'll get out of our face
What do you say, Will?
I say Non
Hey, Will, it's Johnny Ludicrous here
Are you going to the match tomorrow?
Peter's coming up
And I've talked Simon into coming too
We're meeting in the Cherry Trees
We can talk about our next album
We need to get together soon
If we're going touring with Carter USM
They want an answer by next week
Hey Will it's old friend John
I've got this great idea for a song
We need to meet before to long
Drag yourself away from the television
What do you say
I say Non
Hey Will its your flat-mate here
I've got some holiday to take this year
I thought up to Manchester to see Rob
We could share the petrol if you like
Bolton are playing Burnley in the Freight Rover
We could play some golf whatever, take advantage of the nice weather
What do you say
Hey Will it's your flatmate John
I'm gonna up North come along,
Up northwhere the beer's are cheap
What do you say we go there for the week
What do you say Will
Non