I went to college for all the wrong reasons
To get a degree help me succeed
I didn't spend enough time getting laid
These are some of the mistakes I've made
I gave my money to a struggling artist
She was persuasive and she took advantage
I hung around instead of walking away
These are some of the mistakes I've made
I settled down in a cozy job
Nothing to do so except watch the clock stop
I stayed too long on the strength of the pay
These are some of the mistakes I've made
I bought some shares on a friend's advice
The share rose to twice the price
I was too greedy and I sold too late
These are some of the mistakes I've made
I run away from difficult situations
I make jokes at the expense of the weak
I gave all my superman comics away
These are some of the mistakes I make
I drink too much
I smoke too often
It help with the tension
I know I'm headed for an early grave
These are some of the mistakes I've made