Nitro Burning Funny Bong
Gwar

Ahhh... Sweet youth

The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute

Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator

Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked on the weed

And the crack and the booze and the pills and the speed

And the s** and the mud and blood and the shit

Let's go hit the

Nitro-burning funny bong

Just one hit, your life goes wrong

Nitro-burning funny bong

Another stupid stoner song

Fat and lame

The claws have been clipped and the tigers been tamed

By a bong, and a schlong

Yes now we have all seen how games can go wrong

My brains filled with bees and my c*** is diseased

Laden with pus it hangs well past my knees

A swarm of narcotics could get me through this

My manager's gonna be pissed

Let's go hit the

Nitro-burning funny bong

Just one hit, your life goes wrong

Nitro-burning funny bong

Another stupid stoner song

Oh, can you take it

Yeah, do a monster

Oh, can you deal with it?

We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys

Now I'm old

Strapped in my cell as I cultivate mold

In the twilight of my years I am still a drug addict

I'm sucking all night long on a ten foot bong

Moistened with lotion, wrapped in a sarong

I live like a king but you know that I act like a faggot

Once was a warrior, now just a sponge

High all the time got a dick like a muskellunge

My glorious destiny it turned to shit

Can I get another hit?

From the

Nitro-burning funny bong

Just one hit, your life goes wrong

Nitro-burning funny bong

Another stupid stoner song

Oh, can you take it

Yeah, do a monster

Oh, can you deal with it?

We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys


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