Escape From The Mooselodge
Gwar

Gwar, the once mighty Scumdogs of the Universe

Wallow in the filth that their lives have become.

Drug addicted, riddled with disease

They're not dogs, they're just scum...

Could they get a chance to change their fate

Destroy the things they've come to love with hate

Only time will tell...

I'm sick of this damn planet and the s***s and the booze,

I'd like to kill the Master, and start turning the screws

The sins of this planet have long since grown stale

We need to kill on a galactic scale

Forsaken by their cosmic master, gwar constantly schemes

For a way to escape Earth, realize their twisted dreams

Old men fly into space, gwar cannot...

This re-occuring pattern of failure

Has fucked with them a lot

Get me the hell out of Dodge

I'll turn in my card at the Moose Lodge

But first let me settle my account at Blockbuster

And bid fond adieu to my friend General Custer...

I scream to the heavens to split open wide

And let loose a torrent of death's ghastly tide

The power of Chaos, there's no reason why

We need a way to make everybody die...

The ancient legend of The TimeBomb, an alien device which supposedly

Chronicled all time's events from the beginning-to the end. If it could be deciphed by our

Bum, bling anti-heroes, then the end of the world would come. As to what this has to do

With anything, I'm not really sure...

Out there the power is growing and it's growing fast

Here the only thing growing is my big fat ass.

Sales are dropping, riffs are slopping

Can you smell the zits I'm popping

What the hell can we do?

We've done it all, I've humped god's nose

I've reeked of booze...

I've cancelled shows

Became everything that I despised

And my own hell I recognize

But there's just so many little

Bohabs and they're always crowding around

Begging me to suckle them and tie their mothers down

I will kill their girlfriends, I will smoke their crack

I become the pimp-daddy, I become the Mack

But everyday I'm doing I'm dying deep inside

But I'm gonna tell ya something

Gonna give ya back your pride

So here's a little thought that I had the other day

If we could blow the planet up

We could just float away


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  Abyss Of Woe   Aeiou   All I Ask   Americanized   Antarctican Drinking Song   Anti Anti Christ   Anti-Anti-Christ   B. D. F.   B.D.F.   Baby Raper   Babyraper   Back In Crack   Back To Iraq   Bad Bad Men   Battle Lust   Battle-Lust   Beat You To Death   Beauteous Rot   Biledriver   Billy Bad Ass   Black And Huge   Blimey   Bloody Mary   Bone Meal   Bone Snapper   Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)   Bring Back The Bomb   Captain Crunch   Child   Cool Place To Park   Crack In The Egg   Crush Kill Destroy   Crush, Kill, Destroy   Damnation Under God   Death Pod   Decay Of Grandeur   Destroyed   Dirty, Filthy   Don't Need A Man   Don't Need A Man   Drop Drawers   Eat Steel   Eight Lock   Eighth Lock   Endless Apocalypse   Falling   Fight   Filthy Flow   Fire In The Lions   First Rule Is   Fishfuck   Fistful Of Teeth   Fly Now   Friend   Fuckin' An Animal   Fucking An Animal   Gilded Lily   Go To Hell   Go To Hell!   Gonna Kill U   Gor Gor   Gor-Gor   Gwar Theme   Ham On The Bone   Happy Death Day   Have You Seen Me?   Horror Of Yig   I Hate Love Songs   I Love The Pigs   I Suck On My Thumb   I, Bonesnapper   I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)   I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)   If I Could Be That   Immortal Corrupter   Immortal Corruptor   In Her Fear   Jack The World   Jagermonsta   Je M'appelle J. Cousteau   Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau   Je M'appelle J. Cousteau   Jiggle The Handle   King Queen   Knife In Yer Guts   Krak Down   Krosstika   KZ Necromancer   Let Us Slay   Let's Blame The Lightman   Lets Blame The Lightman   Licksore   Lords & Masters   Lost God   Love Surgery   Low Rider   Lust In Space   Madness at the Core of Time   Maggots   Make a Child Cry   Martyrdumb   Mary Anne   Meat Sandwich   Message From The Scallop Boat   Metal Metal Land   Mr Perfect   Mr. Perfect   Murderer's Muse   Murders Muse   My Girly Way   My Girly Ways   My Knife If Yer Guts   Nitro Burning Funny Bong   None But The Brave   Nothing Left Alive   Nudged   Ollie North   Parting Shot   Penguin Attack   Penile Drip   Penis I See   Pepperoni   Pocket Pool   Poor Ole Tom   Preschool Prostitute   Pure As The Arctic Snow   Pussy Planet   RagNaRok   Raped at Birth   Reaganator   Release the Flies   Rock And Roll Party Town   Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good   Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good   Saddam A Go-Go   Saddam-a-go-go   Salaminizer   Sammy   Scallop Boat   School's Out   School's Out   Schools Out   Sex Cow   Sexecutioner   Sick And Twisted   Sick Of You   Slap U Around   Slaughterama   Slutman City   Sonderkommando   Stalin's Organs   Stalin's Organs   Storm is Coming   Surf Of Syn   Techno's Song   Techno's Song   The Apes Of Wrath   The Bonus Plan   The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhed Face   The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)   The Master Has A Butt   The Morality Squad   The New Plague   The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7   The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7   The One Will Not Be Named   The Performer   The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo   The Reaganator   The Road Behind   The Salaminizer   The Song Of Words   The Uberklaw   The Ultimate Bohab   The Wheel   The Years Without Light   They Swallowed The Sun   Think Ya Outta Know This   Think You Outta Know This   Tick-Tits   Time For Death   Tormentor   Torture   Triumph of the Pig Children   Tune From Da Moon   U Ain't Shit   Vlad The Impaler   War Is All We Know   War Party   War Toy   We Kill Everything   Whargoul   Where Is Zog?   Womb With A View   World O' Filth   World Of Filth   You Can't Kill Terror   You Can't Kill Terror   Zombies, March   Zombies, March!

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