Small apartment, ok side of townnSomebody in my building must be wigging outnNine complaints in three weeksnThe landlord's really coming down on menHe says if he gets just one more call nIn the middle of the night about my stereonI'm gonennIt's just a jambox i don't play it that loudnIt's hard for me to get what all the fuss is aboutnIf I'm ever rocking out too hardnWhy don't you knock on my door?nIsnt' that what neighbors are for?nnI don't want to keep you up at allnSincerely yours, the neighbor down that hallnnI am a member of the neighborhood watchnI can't keep track of all the hoodlums I've caughtnLate at night I'm out patrolling our streetnI work very closely with the local policenIf you ever need a hand at allnWhy don't you knock on my door?nIsn't that what neighbors are for?nnNever hesitate to callnHappy Halloween, from you neighbor down the hall