Why do these parties allnWhy do these parties always end the same way, end the same way? (x4)nnThe night usually starts off wellnLots of smiles and shaken handsnThe night moves on and people lighten upnAs everybody gets done innI always wonder when it's time to go homenWe don't want to leave, at least not leave alonenBy the way, when is it time to go home?nTonight I'm gonna pass out all alonennWhy do these parties allnWhy do these parties always end the same way, end the same way? (x2)nnA lot of talk you can't remember the next daynSometimes numbers are exchangednIf you ever should decide to callnYou can't match the numbers with the namesnI always wonder when it's time to go homenWhen I'm with a date, or if I'm on my ownnBy the way, when is it time to go home?nTonight I'm gonna pass out all alonennWhy do these parties allnWhy do these parties always end the same way, end the same way? (x4)nnWe need to call the cops, somebody killed the DJ (x4)nnWhy do these parties allnWhy do these parties always end the same way, end the same way? (x4)