8 o'clock in the morningnOutside my motel roomn8 o'clock in the morningnGood thing I don't have a gunnnLeaf blower, leaf blowernHoly holynLeaf blower, leaf blowernGood thing I don't have a gunnn2:30 in the morningnThe band is crashed at Sugar's housenWith all the windows opennGuess who's mowing his lawn?nnDrunk neighbor, speed freak neighbornHoly holynDrunk neighbor, meth head neighbornGood thing I don't have a gunnnWhen 9 to 5nMeans 9 to 5nMeans 9 pm to 5 amnnGigged last night in San AntonionGot to sleep 4 amnPlaying tonight up in Fort WorthnWho's outside my window?nnWoodchipper, woodchippernHoly holynWoodchipper, woodchippernGood thing I don't have a gunnnLeafblower, drunk neighbornWoodchipper, weed whackernBass boomer, subwoofernDodge Charger, no mufflernCat fighter, dog barkernChainsaw runningnMotherfuckernBad neighbor, Bad neighbornGood thing I don't have a gun.