(Aww shit!Get your wands ready, it's about to go downEverybody in the place raise your fucking wandsWave them around if you're motherfucking richWe Malfoys, let's go!)My dad is richYour dad is deadEverybody look at me cuz I'm motherfucking richMy dad is richYour dad is deadI'm a Malfoy, bitch, and I'm motherfucking richMy dad is always there to open all my doorsYou have to call a Patronus just a catch a glimpse of yoursMama says she loves me when she tucks me into bedHow's your mama doing in the Mirror of Erised?Your dad's on his journey to the great beyondWhen you're dueling you might see him come out someone else's wandYou may have freed our house elf, brought doubt to our family nameBut your parents still got toasted by a big, green, glowing flameI'm riding on my Nimbus, doing flips and shitYou're falling off your Firebolt, Dementors on your dickThey tryin' to kiss you, cuz you a stupid gitMy dad is rich, motherfucker, don't you ever forgetMy dad is rich, andYour dad is dead, andI've got yo weapon right herePower of love, andI love my mom, I love my dad tooWe all love Lord VoldemortAnd we all hate youShut the fuck up! My dad is rich!Fuck, Potter, I'm rich, motherfuckerFuck, Potter, I caught the Snitch, motherfuckerI'm on the block with my bois, motherfuckerYou sucking cock on your knees, motherfuckerHey, Ma, if you could see me nowShoe pressed up against Potter's browGonna fly this broom to the moon somehowIt's magic, motherfuckers, anything is possible!Snape's Patronus was a doeCuz your mama was a hoVoldemort, look at meee, oh!Never thought I'd see the dayWhen I'd kick you in the faceBelieve me when I say:I fucked your girlfriendMy dad is rich(Yeah yeah)Your dad is dead(Yeah yeah)Everybody look at me cuz I'm motherfucking rich(Yeah yeah, I fucked Ginny Weasley)My dad is richYour dad is dead(Ginny Weasley)I'm a Malfoy, bitch, and I'm motherfucking richMy dad is rich(My dad is rich)Your dad is dead(Your dad is dead)Everybody look at me cuz I'm motherfucking rich(Motherfucking rich)My dad is richYour dad is deadI'm a Malfoy, bitch, and I'm motherfucking rich(Malfoy, Malfoy, yeah yeah yeah)
Lyrics by Swish and Flick
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