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Mike Kalinsky
Clem Snide

Mike Kalinsky had asthma

He was often absent from school

But he still performed well on tests and quizzes

So all the other kids felt like fools


Mike Kalinsky had asthma

Spinning bottles never pointed his way

You see, he had difficulty breathing

So he couldn't participate in sports

And all the jocks said he was gay


There is no cure for asthma

But does anyone even care?

Mike Kalinsky spent high school

Alone in his bedroom

Listening to Joy Division and the Misfits


And going nowhere


Years passed, I forgot all about him

Then one night I was hanging out at a local rock club

Checking out a band

A friend of mine said I really shouldn't miss

And there he was, singing

A song that went a little something like this


Couldn't even blow out a simple match

Couldn't even blow out a simple match

I couldn't even blow out a simple match


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