Mike Leonard is my friendnwe hope this song won't offendnMike you are not a jew butnwe didn't have a cluennHe's got the biggest smilenhis lips are never drynand we see him every night, MikennMike used to ride skateboards, he didnnow he plays guitarnhe does have a scratchy beardnthe girls think he's oh so weirdnnthey don't know mike leonardnforget all of what you heardnmikes the coolest guy around, mikenhe is.