There once was a boy who left this townnHe tried to be something greatnIt turns out now he’s all alonenAnd all he does is maturbatenHis name is Mike Bike (x4)nnThere once was a boy named DomnHe tried to diffuse a bombnThe bomb blew up in his facenAnd now his brains are up in spacenHis name is Dom Renz (x4)nnThere once was a boy named RolandnHe wanted to be like Wilt ChamberlainnHe went for a rebound, but came down hardnAnd now he’s left emotionally scarrednHis name is Roland (x4)nnThere once was a boy whose name is MikenHe had a crush on a dykenWhen he went to talk to hernHe found out that she was a sirnHis name is Mike Libor (x4)nnAnd that is the story of the Studs