Merry Muthafucking Xmas
Eazy-E
[Uncle Dolamite]Come on over hunnieAnd give your uncle Dolamite a kiss[kissing sounds]Well what you want baby?[Baby]Would you tell me a story?[Uncle Dolamite]You want me to tell you a story?[Baby]Hell yeah![Other Baby]Me too![Uncle Dolamite]Yes Hunnie I'm a tell you a storyAbout the bad ass Eazy-EHe was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of threeListen and listen wellHe's a bad Muthafu-[Mother]Gimmie that god damn book!Here let me read you this oneChrismas in ComptonIt was a silent night, yes a holy nightUntil Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin' right?[Carolers]Deck the halls with balls of holyFa la la la la la la la laTis the season to be jolly....[Eazy-E]Merry Chrismas muthafucka![Gun Shots]Merry muthafuckin' Chrismas and a ho ho ho!While I'm ridin' that cot under the missle toeNow dashin' through the snowIn a candy right top 6-4Over the hills I goLaughin' at this hoeNuts on rich and ringsMakin' me feel rightOh what fun it is to knowThat I'm gonna get this pussy tonightSo ring them bells, ring them bellsShes takin' it all the wayOh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this wayHey ring them bells, ring them bellsShes takin' it all the wayOh what fun it is to nut, while she's suckin' my dickOh yay!Tis the season to get busyCompton crime lickAnd I'm smokin' on this stick.[Santa]Ho ho ho come sit on my faceI'm mean lap and tell me what you want for ChrismasHo ho.[Menajahtwa]I want a slay rideA cd playerA fifty rum?? and I'm gonna cumA VCR ?? some porno flicksRudolph the red nose reindeer?? like a everlastin' gobstoper?? poppaI dig a hoCrack a doughBy the nuts oh?? fuckin' in tha snowI made him drop to his kneesYeah you know whats upI said heres some candy canes eat'em up?? bonapatite with a condom in a tree.[?]All I want for Chrismas is my two front teethMy two front teeth, my two front teethAll I want for Chrismas is my two front teethYo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat.[Buck wheat]Buck wheat is a waskalThats no ChrismasAnd all the toys, boys and girlsFuck ya wishesI got happy over joy in this muthafuckaNo indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka?? when I was young I was the only kidWho had enough guts to beGood ole hearin' on the EastI'd stay awake just to let america knowThat Santa was a fakeI used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was aliveBut all the fuckin' bullshit got played when I was fiveYears oh just stay young, bold datin'Singin' Silent Night Carolin' Recietin'Now all I want for Chrismas is my indo wreathI got my two front teethUncle Eazy be the ??Just spread me a leafLittle kids don't cryWhen you find out the Santa Claus is just a fuckin' lye.[Eazy-E]On the third day of Chrismas my homeboys gave to meThree pounds of indoTwo birds of cocaineAnd a A muthafuckin' K bitch.[?]Eazy-E oh Eazy-EShow us how you treat those bitchesI saw mommy fuckin' Eazy-E.[Eazy-E]Close the door little bitchI'm gettin' these draws.[?]I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop.[Eazy-E]I don't give a fuckI'm gettin' chrismas caughtHo ho ho and away I go.[?]Oh Saint Nick got a dick like a hoWell wheres this ??[Eazy-E]Shut the fuck up bitchesAnd go back to sleep.[?]Yo black what you want for Christmas?Yo black I want a job?? corn on the cobBut a nigga will eat them chicken, andChitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some foodWhos climbin' in my windowSmokin' up indoMy carin' and high make a high know[A lot of mumblin']Yo black what you want for Christmas?Yo black I want some cashSo I can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash.[?]A rump pa pump pumpA rump pa pump pump[Every One]Merry Muthafuckin' ChrismasMerry Muthafuckin' ChrismasMerry Muthafuckin' ChrismasAnd have a fucked up new year [x4][Eazy-E]You Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!![Mother]And they all went to prisonAnd lived fucked up lives ever afterThe End
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