At the Office Xmas Party I met my fatenUnder the snowflakes hanging shared a cigarettenThe xmas lights were blinking I felt so surenThe decorations over office furniturennBut it's not cool to be with younbecause we know they set the rulesnnLarry's in antlers and he always gets so drunknWe watched and laughed as his red nose went in the punchnnBut it's not cool to be with younAlthough I really would like tonnAnd the lights were shimmering, and the room was spinningnAre we going too far?nWe're walking back to your carnnAt the Office Xmas Party I met my fatenDriving to work on Monday sad and running latennBut it's not cool to be with younI see you in the copy roomnYeah it's not cool to be with younThe office talk can be so cruel