Ever since I was a kid, I never did fit innWhile all the other fish were learning how to swimnI was dying to be a member of the tribenAnd when I went to school, my head was in the cloudsnMy teachers said, You will never be allowed, so don't try to be a member of the tribenNow what can a square man do to fit in a big round world?nIf I am a hand and life is a glove, I stick right out like a big sore thumbnWhy don't you come over to see me some time?nI do impersonations from Saturday Night LivenI'm dying to be a member of the tribe, but I guess I'm notnnNow what can a square man do to fit in a big round world?nLife might be a parade for some, but I stick out like a big brass thumbnI eat Big Macs and I watch MTV, I've been a K-Mart shopper since 1983n'Cause I'm tryin' to be a member of the tribenI'm tryin' to be a member of the tribenI'm tryin' to be a member of the tribenI'm tryin' to be a member of the tribe