Thank you, OsamanYou are the saviornOf our economy todaynNow that the dot comsnChoked on their stock fraudsnGoldmine's Homeland SecuritynnWhy not hire half the countrynTo spy on the other half?nNo more unemploymentnOr privacy enjoymentnThink of the dividendsnnWho can we trust?nWe trust McGruff The Crime DognOur O.G. TV NarcnnSince you've accepted being drug testednAt work, At school, At play, At homenYou'll each rejoice atnYour new companionnWho follows you everywhere you gonnAlways dressed in a trenchcoatnAnd a McGruff doggie masknNever know who they arenKuz you know better than to asknnWho can we trust?nWe trust McGruff The Crime DognTotal AwarenessnnHe sees you when you're sleepingnHe knows when you're awakenHe knows when you've been bad or goodnSo be good for the sake ofnMcGruff the Crime DognWatching your every movenYour guardian angel in a doggie masknnIn bed while you're asleepnNo home invasionsnBeside you when you get it onnNo date rapennStick a thumbtack up your buttnWhen you're slacking on the jobnTogethernWe will protect our way of lifennReport all suspicious activitynTurn in your friendsnKeep your home terrorist freennTake a Bite Out of CrimenTake a Bite Out of Crime!