All Cartoons are Fuckin' Dicks
Family Guy

Peter:nOn Monday I had drinks with Barney RubblenWe hit a couple divy little barsnWe noticed there was quite a lovely ladynSitting at the table next to oursnNow Barney, who was pretty friggin' wastednGot up and stumbled over with a groannHe said: Hey, just between us, my neanderthalicnpenis is as massive as a stegosaurus bone!”nnAll Cartoons are fuckin' dicksnThey get their kicks from being pricksnIt's a quirk, we just can't fixn'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicksnnMeg: “Did Barney really say that?”nPeter: “Oh, yeah! He is a bastard.”nLois: “Wow!”nPeter: “An-And he really does not give a damn about the feelings of women!nAh, aah.. it's Sad! It's really sad...”nBrian: “Well you think that's bad, listen to this…”nnOne day I met an ape of great charismanMagilla the Gorilla was his namenHe wore a little hat and matching bowtienA fashion witch has brought him great acclaimnI said: What do you see as your career-peak?nOf all your many flashy escapades.”nHe said: Well this is funky,nbut you're looking at the monkey who’s responsible for bringing you the AIDS. “nnAll Cartoons are fuckin' dicksnThey get their kicks from being pricksnIt's a quirk, we just can't fixn'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicksnnPeter: “So he’s the cold prick?”nStewie: “I say that is just awful!”nLois: “Okay, okay! Listen to this little gin…”nnI had a conversation at a partynWith famous Rabbit Hunter Elmer FuddnHe told me I just had to see his riflenAnd dropped it at the table with a thudnI said to him: “It’s quite a lovely firearm.”nHe told me his fiancé likes it tonHe said: “This maybe corny but it really gets me horny whennI press it to her temple while we screw!”nnAll Cartoons are fuckin' dicksnThey get their kicks from being pricksnIt's a quirk, we just can't fixn'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicksnnPeter: “Aw, God! That is one sick bastard!”nStewie: “Euw, you’re not kidding?”nBrian: “Yeah, that… eeh… that stuff’s kinda’ against the law to, I think.”nChris: “Well, I got one that’s even worse than that…”nnOn Friday-night I went to get some candynSome soda and some chips and other stuffnAlong the way I passed a little alleynAnd there I saw that K-9 called McGruffnI said to him: “Hey! You’re that famous crime dog!”nHe said:n“I only work from nine to five! And now it’s close “ten-ish” and Ingot a job to finish ‘cause as you can see this hooker’s still alive!”nnAll Cartoons are fuckin' dicksnThey get their kicks from being pricksnIt's a quirk, we just can't fixn'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicksnnMeg: “That’s awful!”nStewie: “Uh! Imagine McGruff beating up hookers!”nPeter: “He is a dick… He is a DICK!”nStewie: “Yes, yes! He’s a nasty Cartoon, but I can top that… Listen to this!”nnOne day as I was strolling through the forestnI happened on some mushroom covered turfnAnd there from underneath a patro-fungusnEmerged the one and only Papa SmurfnHe said: “This is our secret mushroom village!”nI said: “Then I’m the first to see these views?”nHe said: “I’m only kidding, ‘cause we only keep it hidden from the Asians,nAdams, Faggots, Blacks and Jews!”nnAll Cartoons are fuckin' dicksnThey get their kicks from being pricksnIt's a quirk, we just can't fixn'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicksnnLois: “That Papa Smurf sounds like a monster!”nStewie: “Oh, he’s a dirty, nasty racist and a bigot and homophobe,nand do you know what I did when I got home?”nBrian: “What?”nStewie: “I called up Gargamel and I told him where the village is!”nn[LAUGHTER]nnPeter: “That’s sweeeeet…”nMeg: “Can I go next?”nLois: “Of course, sweetie!”nMeg: “One day I met a…-”nPeter: “Holy crap! Look who’s here, it’s Jason Alexander!”nJA: “Hey, Cartoon-haters!”nMeg: “B-but I was supposed to go next!”nLois: “Quiet, honey! Mr. Alexander wants to talk!”nJA: “I couldn’t help overhearing what you were talking about and I agree.nCartoons are real fucking assholes!”nBrian: “Yeah, that’s sorta’ what we’ve been trying to communicate.”nJA: “Well, get a load of this!”nPeter: “(Laughing) He said load!!”nLois: “(Laughing) I know! I heard!”nnI once met Scooby-Doo at a première bashnHe looked a little haggard and he stunknHe said: “The trouble started last December.nWhen Daphne made a pass while she was drunk.”nAnd now he’s got a child out of wedlocknIt’s dealing his career a fatal blownI asked him: “Where’s the baby?”nHe said: “Jason, buddy, maybe now you see why fuckin’ Scrappy’s gotta go!”nnAll Cartoons are fuckin' dicksnThey get their kicks from being pricksnIt's a quirk, we just can't fixn'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicksnnPeter: “Wow, Scrappy is the bastard child of Scooby and Daphne?”nJA: “Shocking isn’t it?”nPeter: “Yeah! Hey, you douche bags wanna wrap this up?”nn[CHOIR SINGING]nnSo let us now leave you with one suggestionnA bit of wisdom you can take for freen‘Cause the Micky’s and the Goofy’s and the Daffy’snAre not the gentle souls they seem to benSo anytime Sylvester catches TweetynOr Tom has got poor Jerry in a fixn(He’s in a fix!)nSit back and just observe it;n‘Cause the little shits deserve itnFOR ALL CARTOONS ARE FUCKIN’ DICKS!nnStewie:n“So! When do we get to the ‘off-color’ part of the album?”

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