Cruisin' down the freewaynSlurpin' latte in my blue Beamer RoadsternI won for being Sales Rep of the WeeknAt my now failed dot.comnnThen it happens againnS.U.V. damn near killed menThey make the roads so unsafenI bought me one the very next daynnWhy do I eat up so much gas?nWhy do I cut you off the pass?nWhat do I drive like such an ass?nBecause I can!nnYuppie nYuppie nYuppie CadillacnnBut I need my armored luxury tanknTo drive to work and drive homenKeep my children safenAs I run down yoursnWhile I talk on my cell phonennBetter you than menGot important places to benSchool, soccer, psychiatrist,nAnd then the wine boutiquennWhy do I flaunt my upper class?nHogging two parking spacesnWhy do I act like such an ass?nNo boundaries, mannnYuppie nYuppie nYuppie CadillacnnBlow them up! Key their hoods!nRun them out of the neighborhoodnMelt them down for Blue Chip scrapnWar for oil? Draft them!nnGot a big hummer with monster tiresnIt's the latest crazenWhen S.U.V.s are not enoughnTo break a traffic jamnnUp and over I gonMy terminator crushing cars belownI'm late for a meetingnMore important than yoursnThe Krispy Kremes are getting cold!nnWhat is it 'bout the NavigatornEscalade, Suburban, Explorer, YukonsnThat brings out the road-rage macho dicknIn everybody who drives onennIcy curves, slow downnAnother pathfinder found its way to HellnWhat a great way to thin the herdnBut why should we have to share the road withnnYuppie nYuppie nYuppie Cadillac