My life's in jeopardynMurdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna benI ain't been home since Friday night, and now my wife is coming after mennGive me police protectionnGonna buy a gun so I can look after number onenGive me a bodyguard, a black belt Judo expert with a machine gunnnGonna buy a tank and an aeroplanenWhen she catches up with me, won't be no time to explainnShe thinks I've been with another woman, and that's enough to send her half insanenGonna buy a fast car, put on my lead boots, ad take a long, long drivenI may end up spending all my money, but I'll still be alivennAll I did was have a bit too much to drink, and I picked the wrong precinctnGot picked up by the law, and now I ain't got time to thinknnGonna buy a tank and an aeroplanenWhen she catches up with me, won't be no time to explainnShe thinks I've been with another woman, and that's enough to send her half insanenGonna buy a fast car, put on my lead boots, and take a long, long drivenI may end up spending all my money, but I'll still be alivennAnd I'm oh so tired of runningnGonna lay down on the floornI gotta rest some time so I can get to run some morennShe's comin'!nShe's comin'!nShe's comin'!nShe's comin'!