Stan Lives! (Skit)
Canibus

[driving car]

[Bliss:] Hey, yo Loo, what time is the flight man?
[Loo:] We got 30 minutes to get to the airport, man, heck you should drive a little faster
[Bliss:] What! I'm already doing above

[Stan's car passes them]

[Loo:] The fuck's the matter with this guy?
[2Pak:] Crazy motherfucker
Damm, slow down
[Bliss:] Who's he tryna' catch?
[Loo:] I dunno, but if he don't slow down, he might-

[Stan's car skids and crashes off a bridge]

Wow! Shit!
[Loo:] See that?!
[Bliss:] God damm! Yo, that nigga just drove over the bridge! Yo Pak! Yo, slow down man!
[2Pak:] Yo, Bliss man, we gotta make this flight man, we got 60 G's on the show
[Bliss:] Yo, somebody's in there, yo, pull over Pak!
[2Pak:] Yo, I'mma call 911, to son
[Bliss:] Man, if we don't do sumthing man, they gonna' drown!

[Bliss gets out if the car]

[2Pak:] Yo, Bliss man, what are you doin?
[Bliss:] I gotta go, yo I gotta go rescue them
[2Pak:] C'mon Bliss!
[Loo:] Yo, don't worry about Bliss man, he a good swimmer son, he knows what he's doing

[Stan is gasping for air]

[Bliss:] Yo, is he breathing?
[Bliss:] Yo, I dunno, yo Loo, quick man, get me a sweater so I can put it underneath his neck

[Ambulance sirens]

[Ambulance person:] Thank you, now could you ease step to the side
[talks through radio] We have a 53-11, I repeat, a 53-11, our ETA is 7 minutes

[Ambulance person:] We'll take it from here, what's his name?
[2Pak:] We dunno, we was just right behind him and he just drove off the fucking bridge!
[2Pak:] Yo Bliss, we gunna miss our flight man, we gotta leave now!
[Bliss:] Yo, excuse me, how far is the hospital from here?
[Ambulance person:] 5 minutes, I need you to come to the hospital and fill out a report
[Bliss:] Ok, ok, yo, I'll just catch up with y'all at the airport


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