Kinky Sex
Dead Kennedys

Prime Minister's office

Prime Minister speaking


Greetings?

This is the Secretary of War

At the State Department of the United States?

We have a problem

The companies want something done

About this sluggish world economic situation?

Profits have been running more than a little thin lately

And we, we need to stimulate some growth?


Now we know there's an alarmingly

High number of young people roaming around

In your country with nothing to do but stir up trouble

For the police and damage private property

It doesn't look like they'll ever get a job?

It's about time we did something constructive with these people?

We've got thousands of 'em here too, they're crawling all over?


The companies think it's time we all sit down

Have a serious get-together and start another war

The President? He loves the idea

All those missiles streaming overhead to and fro

Napalm? People running down the road, skin on fire


The Soviets seem up for it?

The Kremlin's been itching for the real thing for years

Wanna a little going away present for Mr.Breshnev

Hell, Afghanistan's no fun? So whadya say?

We don't even have to win this war

We just wanna cut down on some of this excess population

Now look, just start up a draft

Draft as many of those people as you can


We'll call up every last youngster we can get our hands on and

Give 'em an hour or two to learn how to use an automatic rifle

And send 'em on their way? El Salvador?

How 'bout Northern Ireland?

Or a moderately repressive regime in South America?

We'll just cook up a good Soviet threat story in the Middle East?

We need that oil?



We had Libya all ready to go

And Colonel Ghadhafi's hit squad didn't even show up

I tell ya? That man is unreliable

The Russians had their fingers on the button

Just like we did for that one


Now just think for a minute

We can make this war so big, so big

The more people we kill in this war

The more the economy will prosper

We can get rid of practically everybody

On your Dole queue, if we plan this right

Take every loafer on Welfare right off our computer rolls


Now, don't worry about those demonstrators

Just pump up your drug supply

So many people have hooked themselves on

Heroin and Amphetamines since we took over

It's just like Vietnam

We had everybody so busy with LSD

They never got too strong


Kept the war functioning just fine, it's easy

We've got our college kids so interested in beer

They don't even care if we start manufacturing germ bombs again

Put a nuclear stockpile in their back yard

They wouldn't even know what it looked like

So how 'bout it? Look?

War is money


The arms manufacturers tell me

Unless we get our bomb factories up to full production

The whole economy is going to collapse

The Soviets are in the same boat

We all agree the time has come for the big one

So what do you say?

Nothing

That's excellent, we knew you'd agree?

The companies will be very pleased


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