Make your money with a suit and tieMake your money with shrewd denialMake your money expert advice,If you can wing itMake your money with a power plyMake your money with a buyout bribeYou can lie as long as you mean itI'm not king of comedy,Grease the pig, give a squeeze (squeeze me)Make your money with exploitationMake it holy illuminationSay a prayer at every stationDon't forget to ask for mercyMake your money with a pretty faceMake it easy with product placementMake it charged with controversyI'm straight, I'm queer, I'm biI'm not king of comedy,I'm not your magazine,I'm not your televisionMake your money, make it richmake it young and make it quickMake your money on the jukebox, baby,it's pick up sticks,Make your enemies make your movesMake your critics fumble throughMake it smart and make it schmoozeMake it look easyI'm not king of comedy,I'm not your magazine,I'm not your television,I'm not your movie screenI'm not commodity (all together now)I'm not commodityI'm not commodityR.E.M King Of Comedy
Lyrics by R.E.M
(don't Go Back To) Rockville 1,000,000 11 11th Untitled Song 7 Chinese Brothers 9-9 A Girl Like You Academy Fight Song Accelerate Action Aftermath Ages Of You Airportman All I Have To Do Is, Dream All The Right Friends All the Way to Reno All The Way To Reno (You're Gonna Be A Star) Animal Arms Of Love Around The Sun At My Most Beautiful At My Most Beautifull Auctioneer Auctioneer (another Engine) Baby Baby Baby, I Bad Day Bandwagon Bang And Blame Be Mine Beach Ball Beat A Drum Begin The Begin Belong Binky The Doormat Bittersweet Me Body Count Burning Down Burning Hell Camera Can't Get There From Here Carnival of Sorts Carnival Of Sorts (box Cars) Catapult Chance Chorus And The Ring Circus Envy Country Feedback Crazy Crush With Eyeliner Cuyahoga Dangerous Times Dark Globe Daysleeper Departure Diminished Disappear Disturbance At The Heron House Don't Go Back To Rockville Draggin' The Line Dragging The Line Drive Driver 8 E-Bow The Letter Electrolite Electron Blue Eleventh, Untitled Song End of the World As We Know It Everbody Hurts Everybody Hurts Exhuming Mccarthy Fall On Me Falls To Climb Feeling Gravity's Pull Femme Fatale Find The River Finest Worksong Fireplace First We Take Manhattan Fretless Funtime Furry Happy Monsters Future 40's (string Of Pearls) Gardening At Night Get Up Ghost Rider Good Advices Green Grow The Rushes Hairshirt Half A World Away Harborcoat Hey, Hey, Nadine High Speed Train Hollow Man Hope Horse To Water Houston How The West Was Won And Where It Got Us Hyena I Believe I Don't Sleep, I Dream I Remember California I Took Your Name I Walked With A Zombie I Wanted to Be Wrong I'll Take The Rain I'm Gonna DJ I'm Not Over You I've Been High Ignoreland Imitation Of Life It's A Free World Baby It's The End Of The World As We Know It It's The End Of The World As We Know It (and I Fee... Just a Touch King of Birds King Of The Road Kohoutek Laughing Leave Leaving New York Let Me In Letter Never Sent Life And How To Live It Lightnin' Hopkins Lisa Sez Little America Living Well Is The Best Revenge Loosing My Religion Losing My Religion Lotus Love Is All Around Low Low Desert Make It All Ok Make It All Okay Man On The Moon Man-Sized Wreath Maps And Legends Me In Honey Monty Got A Raw Deal Moon River Moral Kiosk Mr. Richards MrRichards Mystery To Me Narrator Near Wild Heaven New Test Leper Nightswimming Number 9 Dream Oddfellows Local 151 Old Man Kensey Orange Crush Out Of Time Pale Blue Eyes Parakeet Passenger Perfect Circle Permanent Vacation Photograph Pilgrimage Pop Song 89 Pretty Persuasion Psa (a.k.a. Bad Day) Radio Free Europe Radio Song Revolution Rockville Romance Sad Professor Saturn Return Second Guessing See No Evil Seven Chinese Brothers Shaking Through She Just Wants To Be Sheherazade Shiny Happy People Sing For The Submarine Sitting Still So Fast, So Numb So. Central Rain Southern Central Rain (I'm Sorry) Sponge Stand Star 69 Star Me Kitten Strange Strange (wire) Strange Currencies Stumble Summer Turns To High Superman Supernatural Superserious Suspicion Swan Swan H Sweetness Follows Tainted Obligation Talk About The Passion Texarkana Texarnaka That Beat The After Hours The Apologist The Ascent of Man The Boy In The Well The Final Straw The Flowers of Guatemala The Great Beyond The Lifting The Lion Sleeps Tonight The One I Love The Outsiders The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite The Wake-up Bomb The Wrong Child Theme From Two Steps Onward There She Goes Again These Days Time After Time (annelise) Tired Of Singing Trouble Tongue Toys In The Attic Try Not To Breathe Turn You Inside-out Underneath The Bunker Undertow Until The Day Is Done Untitled Voice of Harold Wait Walk Unafraid Wall Of Death Walter's Theme Wander Lust We Walk Welcome To The Occupation Wendell Gee West Of The Fields What If We Give It Away? What's The Frequency What's The Frequency, Kenneth What's The Frequency, Kenneth? Why Not Smile Wichita Lineman Windout Wolves, Lower World Leader Pretend Worst Joke Ever You You Are The Everything You're In The Air
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