You've been playing snakes and ladders all your lifenYou never thought that you were wasting all your timenNow I'm gonna tell you: let's play Pass the PigsnSo come on throw your pigs and win by reaching number sixnnA long time ago the gifts were given by the godsnThat day you didn't show your face at allnNow I'm gonn ask you: where do you belong?nThe human being's supposed to be the best of allnnThe missionary position's leading back to number onenYou thought you had some points, but now you have nonennYou're just one of the bloody freaking massnThe very best of the breed in your literature class..?nMy patience has been worn out by your self esteemnHow can you say Lord Byron used to play in your dream team?nnAsk a silly question - Get a silly answernYou comedy of contradictions is your final cancernIf this is what you are, then I say: NO!nIf this is all you say then I say: NO! NO! NO!nnThe missionary position's leading back to number onenYou thought you had some points, but now you have nonennAll the natural and good willing forces of the earthnAre worth being respected since your time of birthnBut I know you'll betray them - for your dumb regimenForget your ugly face 'cause you don't count more than anythingnnCold is the heart of the emptynIn the end you will cry for mercynnAsk a silly question - Get a silly answernYou comedy of contradictions is your final cancernIf this is what you are, then I say: NO!nIf this is all you say then I say: NO! NO! NO!nnThe missionary position's leading back to number onenYou thought you had some points, but now you have nonennYou've been playing snakes and ladders all your lifenYou never thought that you were wasting all your timenNow I'm gonna tell you: let's play Pass the PigsnSo come on throw your pigs and win by reaching number six