My name's Kennand I like mennnbut the people at Mattelnhome that I call hellnare somewhat bothered by my queer proclivitiesnnit's safe to say that they are really pissed at menthey always stick menwith Barbienbut I want them to knownI'd prefer GI Joe but any able-bodied man doll would surely donfor someone to love since i am not set up to screwnnBlack Barbie you know she used to talk to mennow she'd rather benin plastic therapy sitting on a plastic couch speaking freelynthe only problem is she has no historynnsomeday soonnI'll be in your childs roomnand I'll be forced to kissnBarbie's plastic titsnand I will hate myself but what's more I'll hate younfor not allowing me to love as I wish tonnsee I'm your corporate toyncursed to bring you joynthrough divorce or deathnI'll just hold my breath and play alongnyour daughter's not to blame at allnfor bringing these burdens upon a dollnnso fa-la la-la la-la la-la la-la la-lanso fa-la la-la la-la la-la la-la la-lanso fa-la la-la la-la la-la la-la la-lanso fa-la la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la