Dare I say my transformation started only with clothesnI cashed in young and bought full catalogues, I was seasonally robednYou fear I'm swallowed, know that I'm the one who sips at their cupnDrink down this business spirit, now I found I'm the first to have grown upnnDare I say my education was less than I hoped it would benIs it unfair to say my mind is more weathered from one less degreenAnonymously writing all your work while perfecting my formnI'm charged to master all these demons, dear, so it shall be donennProvidence clearly smiled on me/ My name is Andrew I tower with the treesnLeft rock for God and I won't turn back/ My name is Lazer all my friends call me MaxnnMy presence went unnoted till I spoke up when I was 16nThe plastered walls, like clarion calls, the parochial brats followed menMy private school uprising fooled my way to faux martyrdomnThis windy city blows my hopes and dreams in the hopes that they'll comennMy head still grew though I was full grown/ My name is Andre I was raised on the RhonenI've learned just about everything/ My name is Leonard all my friends call me KingnnLet's not forget about our two beloved foreignersnThe Russian and the Persian who spend all their time in stoned cornersnDaniel's well prepared to settle down and wed at his lady's whimnAnd Edmond is believed lost because his mother's searching for himnnWhen I was young I did the Ricky Vaughn twice in one summernWe raised in soft surroundings needed to be harder somehownI found the sweetest angel, years went by before I broke down her frontnBefore she left, that angel beat me so bad, I swore it was AltamontnAnd now your stories will not fill what I led slip through my handsnI will not drink a drop, but raise a glass to all of my friendsnnI found a way to remain 19/ My name is Jonathan I've just kissed a dreamnBred since birth to be chief Primate/ My name is Levi I'm leading the apesnThese doctors put me in such a rut/ My name is Michael all the chicks hate my gutsnI've learned just about everything/ I am Ignatius, all your friends call me king